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LongBlade

#3015
November 05, 2013, 12:24:18 PM
#10 is an old Ozark hillbilly saying.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

#3016
November 05, 2013, 01:52:59 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 05, 2013, 09:21:14 AM
Today's nuggets from Doctrine Man



Dammit that's some good wisdom right there!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

#3017
November 05, 2013, 02:51:17 PM
#4 is also a family vacation
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#3018
November 05, 2013, 03:17:25 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

#3019
November 05, 2013, 11:19:53 PM
we can now get our very Gus in a box!!!   ;D

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Labbug

#3020
November 06, 2013, 10:41:10 AM
I am not sure about maxim one.  If you want the loot, you had better pillage first and burn second.  But if you want the troops to travel light, burn first and pillage second.

bayonetbrant

#3021
November 06, 2013, 11:29:05 AM
idiots on parade





personal fave:




more at the link
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#3022
November 06, 2013, 12:22:05 PM
Wow.  :-\ 

I'm just gonna tell myself most of those are fake so I can sleep today... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

#3023
November 06, 2013, 12:42:28 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2013, 01:09:40 PM by Barthheart
Stuff like this makes me think, that for all it's endless information, the internet is making humans more stupid by the second......  :P

Windigo

#3024
November 06, 2013, 12:44:01 PM
Quote from: Martok on November 06, 2013, 12:22:05 PM
Wow.  :-\ 

I'm just gonna tell myself most of those are fake so I can sleep today...

I keep tellin' yuz'all that half the people in the world are dumber than the average guy/gal. Doesn't take many IQ points on the down side before people start showing it off badly. They're still lovable and all, but hell can you trust them to make the right decisions?

One vote per IQ point I say!!!!

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#3025
November 06, 2013, 01:08:27 PM
Remember back when the internet was primarily a tool for use by the really smart people, mostly at universities?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#3026
November 06, 2013, 01:51:14 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 06, 2013, 01:08:27 PM
Remember back when the internet was primarily a tool for use by the really smart people, mostly at universities?


I was in the firstwave after that .... I only caught a glimps of Al Gores shadow...   ;D
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#3027
November 06, 2013, 02:13:21 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#3028
November 06, 2013, 02:14:25 PM
Quote from: Windigo on November 06, 2013, 01:51:14 PM
I was in the firstwave after that .... I only caught a glimps of Al Gores shadow...   ;D

you were the guy that licked the vacuum tubes werent you.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#3029
November 06, 2013, 03:04:40 PM
Dear Northern peoples....

Suck it!!!

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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