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LongBlade

#3375
December 04, 2013, 11:29:48 AM
Highly inappropriate Elf on a Shelf pix.



More offensive pics at the link. http://littlewhitelion.com/inappropriate-elf-on-a-shelf-18-pics-48217/
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#3376
December 04, 2013, 12:12:34 PM

LongBlade

#3377
December 04, 2013, 12:17:49 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 04, 2013, 12:12:34 PM


Well there's at least one technician who has earned a visit to HR!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#3378
December 04, 2013, 02:22:54 PM


My friend's caption from FaceBook:  In Soviet Russia, UXO disposes of you!
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DoctorQuest

#3379
December 04, 2013, 02:33:41 PM
^That's right. Closing your eyes will protect you from the explosion. With the number of bandages on that dude's fingers one wonders if the knife has slipped a time or two.
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bob48

#3380
December 04, 2013, 02:41:15 PM
....."When I nod my head, hit it"...........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

#3381
December 04, 2013, 02:45:41 PM

Dolan50

#3382
December 04, 2013, 02:51:04 PM


"OK if it doesn't explode this time we write DUD on it and put it in the box with the other dud rounds."
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

undercovergeek

#3383
December 04, 2013, 03:50:32 PM
cant post the actual vid but heres the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSn2JuDQSc#t=15

LongBlade

#3384
December 04, 2013, 05:10:30 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 04, 2013, 02:22:54 PM


My friend's caption from FaceBook:  In Soviet Russia, UXO disposes of you!

Looks like an average day in the Grogheads vehicle depot.

Gus: Look what I found guys!

Bob: Let's hit it and see what happens!

Mirth: I'll hold it!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#3385
December 04, 2013, 05:26:41 PM
ROFL :) :) :)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#3386
December 04, 2013, 06:48:56 PM
Can't tell you the number of EOD people after Nam who were nicknamed Three-Finger.
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Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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LongBlade

#3387
December 04, 2013, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: bob48 on December 04, 2013, 05:26:41 PM
ROFL :) :) :)

I left out that Star would be taking the picture and trying to crop it for proper composition.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#3388
December 04, 2013, 07:19:49 PM
It would save a lot of time, guesswork, and drawn-out pucker if StandupGuy just hit the explode thing with his axe instead of tapping it with his knife.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#3389
December 04, 2013, 07:33:43 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 04, 2013, 07:10:39 PM
Quote from: bob48 on December 04, 2013, 05:26:41 PM
ROFL :) :) :)

I left out that Star would be taking the picture and trying to crop it for proper composition.

Star would be using a telephoto lens while the aforementioned Larry, Moe and Curly did the work.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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