More Pix For A Laugh

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Dolan50



If that was my Girlfriend I think the only porn on my PC would be the porn I taped of the sex sessions I had with her.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

LongBlade

Quote from: Windigo on December 18, 2013, 11:17:41 AM
Heard it slightly different

"Yea,though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil.For I am meanest sonuvabitch here!"

I remember seeing t-shirts in a t-shirt store round about the time Vietnam was ending that said much the same thing.

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Also reminds me of a song:

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

Mirth, I keep waiting for your avatar to animate.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 18, 2013, 02:51:55 PM
Mirth, I keep waiting for your avatar to animate.

theres a metaphore I could make as this junction.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 18, 2013, 05:33:26 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 18, 2013, 02:51:55 PM
Mirth, I keep waiting for your avatar to animate.

theres a metaphore I could make as this junction.

If you can't spell metaphor, best to refrain from making one.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

if you can't play with words, what's a metaphor?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

meta: From Greek μετά = "after", "beyond", "adjacent", "self", a prefix used in English (and other Greek-owing languages) to indicate a concept which is an abstraction from another concept, used to complete or add to the latter.

phore: From Greek -phoros, bearing, from pherein, to carry

So, "to carry himself"

I think we all know what he meant by THAT.

GDS_Starfury

and you can all collectively suck my plums.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 18, 2013, 07:09:18 PM
and you can all collectively suck my plums.

See, now I woulda taken that to mean "Done pulled hisself up by his bootstraps" and basked in the character compliment if'n I were you.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

Quote from: mirth on December 18, 2013, 12:33:50 PM


I can't stop laughing at this..."Peaches was delish...-Coyote." Hahahahaha!

DoctorQuest

All I can think of is the the Acme Cat Catching Contraption..........
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

BanzaiCat

"In memory of nature being effing nature."


Windigo

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 18, 2013, 02:51:55 PM
Mirth, I keep waiting for your avatar to animate.

thats what his g/f says
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.