More Pix For A Laugh

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Bison

#4245
January 22, 2014, 08:58:44 PM

bayonetbrant

#4246
January 22, 2014, 11:49:26 PM
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Marty Ward

#4247
January 23, 2014, 01:52:11 PM
Guess this is aimed at the more urban crowd!

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4248
January 23, 2014, 01:54:51 PM
I'm not real sure what to say about this.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Windigo

#4249
January 23, 2014, 01:55:49 PM
how about, "WTF!?"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Marty Ward

#4250
January 23, 2014, 02:06:54 PM
Quote from: Windigo on January 23, 2014, 01:55:49 PM
how about, "WTF!?"

I'm not sure that does it justice! :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

bayonetbrant

#4251
January 23, 2014, 02:18:23 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#4252
January 23, 2014, 04:10:01 PM
Heh!  I'm only a civvie, and that still got a chuckle out of me. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
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BanzaiCat

#4253
January 23, 2014, 06:37:04 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 23, 2014, 01:52:11 PM
Guess this is aimed at the more urban crowd!

Wish I could type how I really feel about Michelle. Such a raging, crazy, bitchy, uncouth, Real-Housewife-entitled, waste-taxpayer-dollars-spendy broad.

...

Well, at least I didn't use an F-bomb.

GDS_Starfury

#4254
January 23, 2014, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 23, 2014, 01:54:51 PM
I'm not real sure what to say about this.


thats how Fabio payed Gus to answer his mail....  wheel chair rides.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#4255
January 23, 2014, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 23, 2014, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 23, 2014, 01:54:51 PM
I'm not real sure what to say about this.


thats how Fabio payed Gus to answer his mail....  wheel chair rides.

Actually, that's the artful re-imagining of the 'Master-Blaster' characters from Mad Max: beyond Thunderdome as envisioned by a certain film-school graduate ensconced in a family moving&storage company somewhere in Texas...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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bayonetbrant

#4256
January 23, 2014, 07:43:42 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 23, 2014, 06:37:04 PM
Wish I could type how I really feel about Michelle. Such a raging, crazy, bitchy, uncouth, Real-Housewife-entitled, waste-taxpayer-dollars-spendy broad.

Type about it all you want, but take it to RPFW :)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#4257
January 23, 2014, 08:24:33 PM
Meh, I wish no harm on her. I just can't stand her is all.

bayonetbrant

#4258
January 23, 2014, 11:37:27 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#4259
January 23, 2014, 11:42:07 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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