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mirth

#4770
March 06, 2014, 06:11:17 PM
Great minds, amigo!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#4771
March 06, 2014, 06:13:11 PM
where!?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#4772
March 06, 2014, 06:14:25 PM
That's a San Antonio/Austin number. I thought you be in Flo-ri-da, Star?  :P

GDS_Starfury

#4773
March 06, 2014, 07:10:23 PM
I was in Austin.  :-[
I want to go back!  I've never felt more at home.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#4774
March 06, 2014, 07:15:43 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 06, 2014, 06:11:17 PM
Great minds, amigo!

not around here...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#4775
March 07, 2014, 06:42:09 AM



the 70s years
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#4776
March 07, 2014, 07:32:35 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2014, 06:42:09 AM



If it's a Third World country, it's quite easy.

Our Americas Head of Training has regaled us with all kinds of tales of building a new learning center in Brazil, and how the work ethic is practically 180 degrees from normal when it comes to construction. He had to spend a lot of time down there to ensure they got it right - and I mean everything, from wiring to plumbing to steps to doorframes to...name it, they'd find a way to half-ass it down there.

BanzaiCat

#4777
March 07, 2014, 08:49:43 AM

Barthheart

#4778
March 07, 2014, 08:52:31 AM
^LOL!

GDS_Starfury

#4779
March 07, 2014, 11:38:55 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#4780
March 07, 2014, 01:45:37 PM
I guess this is one way to get even

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#4781
March 07, 2014, 03:55:52 PM
^  Ha!  Yes, that's a somewhat unique way to get revenge. 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 06, 2014, 07:10:23 PM
I was in Austin.  :-[
I want to go back!  I've never felt more at home.


LOL. 

I now picture Jupiter giving Earth a meaningful look while slapping the fist of one hand into the palm of the other, saying (in a bad Italian accent), "Wes gonna make youse an offer you can't refuse..." 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 07, 2014, 11:38:55 AM

Bwhahahaha!!!!! 

Seriously, though, what else could she possibly be doing down there??  :o 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

TheCommandTent

#4782
March 07, 2014, 08:35:04 PM
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Dolan50

#4783
March 08, 2014, 10:58:37 AM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#4784
March 08, 2014, 11:02:18 AM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".
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