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bayonetbrant

#5310
May 06, 2014, 06:25:04 PM
best Craigslist ad ever?

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#5311
May 06, 2014, 06:33:13 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 06, 2014, 07:57:07 AM
Just fer MD....




Feelin' the love, my brother.  Still not enough pay back for being the only one out in the Warlock MP though ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Windigo

#5312
May 06, 2014, 06:44:44 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 06, 2014, 06:33:13 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 06, 2014, 07:57:07 AM
Just fer MD....




Feelin' the love, my brother.  Still not enough pay back for being the only one out in the Warlock MP though ;)

FINE... you whiner... I'll get W2 and kick your ass... just like in W1
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#5313
May 06, 2014, 07:06:16 PM
When your kicking someones ass, how many hands do you keep on your walker?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#5314
May 06, 2014, 07:39:21 PM
Quote from: Windigo on May 06, 2014, 06:44:44 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 06, 2014, 06:33:13 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 06, 2014, 07:57:07 AM
Just fer MD....




Feelin' the love, my brother.  Still not enough pay back for being the only one out in the Warlock MP though ;)

FINE... you whiner... I'll get W2 and kick your ass... just like in W1

You had to throw lava, bad terrain and timed reset buttons at me.  And I don't have 2.  I am cheap and I am waiting for a sale.  Like ten bucks or so.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#5315
May 06, 2014, 08:41:22 PM
indeed:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5316
May 06, 2014, 08:57:34 PM
When the hell did you start? I thought you, of all people, would know better.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#5317
May 06, 2014, 09:00:59 PM
somewhere around marriage and home ownership.
though I like to think I hide it very well.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#5318
May 06, 2014, 09:09:56 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Windigo

#5319
May 06, 2014, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 06, 2014, 07:06:16 PM
When your kicking someones ass, how many hands do you keep on your walker?

two... can never be too safe you know
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#5320
May 06, 2014, 10:07:48 PM
so you go for the sharp kinetic strike with you false teeth?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#5321
May 06, 2014, 10:16:08 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 06, 2014, 10:07:48 PM
so you go for the sharp kinetic strike with you false teeth?
nah... better with my walker than Jackie Chan is with a ladder
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#5322
May 06, 2014, 10:28:25 PM
but hes good with a ladder 1 time out of 20.  of those other 19 he ends up in the hospital at least 4 times.
and need a remind you what happens to walkers:








Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#5323
May 06, 2014, 10:52:23 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#5324
May 06, 2014, 10:58:40 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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