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LongBlade

#6480
September 27, 2014, 12:30:57 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 27, 2014, 07:50:41 AM


Improvise, adapt, and overcome. Sounds like she's already in the Corps.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#6481
September 27, 2014, 08:11:33 PM


A poem of real Bushisms.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

#6482
September 27, 2014, 10:05:33 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#6483
September 27, 2014, 10:51:10 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#6484
September 27, 2014, 11:25:03 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 27, 2014, 10:05:33 PM


It seems she understands about half the concept.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#6485
September 27, 2014, 11:52:27 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#6486
September 27, 2014, 11:53:03 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 27, 2014, 11:25:03 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 27, 2014, 10:05:33 PM


It seems she understands about half the concept.

Moreover, the Vatican would be 100% in agreement.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#6487
September 28, 2014, 12:07:35 AM
I think she is a Fine Young Cannibal.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Steelgrave

#6488
September 28, 2014, 12:19:02 AM
I would be her willing subject for that particular brand of cannibalism  >:D

DoctorQuest

#6489
September 28, 2014, 05:24:36 PM
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

mirth

#6490
September 28, 2014, 06:47:59 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#6491
September 28, 2014, 08:25:03 PM
someone snapped this shot after Gus got pulled over and was trying to talk his way out of the ticket.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#6492
September 29, 2014, 05:34:43 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#6493
September 29, 2014, 06:07:55 AM
^SNORT......EPIC!

bayonetbrant

#6494
September 30, 2014, 08:40:40 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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