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Marty Ward

#6615
October 16, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2014, 02:56:40 PM
remember - any time there's a sign telling you not to do something, it's probably because somewhere, someone tried to do it...

Man how drunk was that guy!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Con

#6616
October 16, 2014, 04:18:01 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on October 16, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2014, 02:56:40 PM
remember - any time there's a sign telling you not to do something, it's probably because somewhere, someone tried to do it...

Man how drunk was that guy!
About as drunk as when Gus did this necessitating in another sign

Mr. Bigglesworth

#6617
October 16, 2014, 10:01:24 PM
Who does the cat work for?

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

undercovergeek

#6618
October 17, 2014, 05:06:52 AM
Quote from: Con on October 16, 2014, 04:18:01 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on October 16, 2014, 03:06:36 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2014, 02:56:40 PM
remember - any time there's a sign telling you not to do something, it's probably because somewhere, someone tried to do it...

Man how drunk was that guy!
About as drunk as when Gus did this necessitating in another sign


at least gus wore his sheep suit, Star couldnt even be bothered

Barthheart

#6619
October 17, 2014, 07:54:04 AM

bayonetbrant

#6620
October 17, 2014, 10:57:08 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#6621
October 17, 2014, 03:33:55 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#6622
October 17, 2014, 03:40:44 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#6623
October 17, 2014, 07:17:02 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#6624
October 17, 2014, 11:50:46 PM
true story.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#6625
October 18, 2014, 08:25:05 AM
15 Amputees with a sense of humor: http://www.earthporm.com/15-amputees-brilliant-sense-humor/

These are fun.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#6626
October 18, 2014, 08:28:07 AM
^ That...is very creative.  :o

Mr. Bigglesworth

#6627
October 18, 2014, 10:12:12 AM
Or something. The one legged ostrich stance is a nice touch.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

undercovergeek

#6628
October 18, 2014, 10:16:24 AM
i think having your leg amputated for it was a bit much though

just tie your bent leg behind you

just saying

Staggerwing

#6629
October 18, 2014, 11:15:46 AM
It occurs to me that some of you Non-Americans may not get the lamp costume's movie reference:

http://www.achristmasstoryhouse.com/index.php/a-christmas-story-movie-facts/the-leg-lamp/

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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