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Tpek

#6765
October 29, 2014, 10:30:36 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 29, 2014, 07:31:10 AM
^LOL.




I don't get it, why was there an explosion and what's the relation to the Burritos?
Is it supposed to be funny because Burritos have beans in them, that often lead to slight gastronomic problems?

GDS_Starfury

#6766
October 29, 2014, 10:36:47 AM
Superfarts
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#6767
October 29, 2014, 10:43:48 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#6768
October 29, 2014, 11:54:08 AM
Sigourney is still damn hot.


oh and so's the Alien.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#6769
October 30, 2014, 09:20:41 PM

endfire79

#6770
October 30, 2014, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on October 29, 2014, 09:00:23 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 29, 2014, 07:37:12 AM
^^ That isn't far from what the stories in the 50s and 60s were like...  :))

Seriously, around 1968 when I was nine I read a Superman comic where Jimmy Olsen used his signal watch to summon Superman after he found roaches in his box lunch!

Superman dispatched the roaches with his heat ray vision, then told Jimmy he was right to call him because roaches carry diseases. Even as a kid, I knew calling Superman to kill bugs was ludicrous. Shortly after that comic, I discovered Spiderman and never looked back.

And God, I love the internet. I took a chance and Googled it and here you go:



If you liked those, you'll love this.  Some guy spoofed those ridiculous Silver Age DC comic covers and story lines by making his own whacky versions (taking time to spoof both marvel & dc characters). 

Source: http://kerrycallen.blogspot.ca/2010/11/what-if-dc-published-marvel-characters.html







"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

bayonetbrant

#6771
October 31, 2014, 05:24:12 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#6772
October 31, 2014, 05:26:34 AM




The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#6773
October 31, 2014, 05:28:04 AM
"What if Tony Stark had an eating problem instead of a drinking problem?"

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#6774
October 31, 2014, 05:37:00 AM
Quote from: endfire79 on October 30, 2014, 09:28:32 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on October 29, 2014, 09:00:23 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 29, 2014, 07:37:12 AM
^^ That isn't far from what the stories in the 50s and 60s were like...  :))

Seriously, around 1968 when I was nine I read a Superman comic where Jimmy Olsen used his signal watch to summon Superman after he found roaches in his box lunch!

Superman dispatched the roaches with his heat ray vision, then told Jimmy he was right to call him because roaches carry diseases. Even as a kid, I knew calling Superman to kill bugs was ludicrous. Shortly after that comic, I discovered Spiderman and never looked back.

And God, I love the internet. I took a chance and Googled it and here you go:



If you liked those, you'll love this.  Some guy spoofed those ridiculous Silver Age DC comic covers and story lines by making his own whacky versions (taking time to spoof both marvel & dc characters). 

Source: http://kerrycallen.blogspot.ca/2010/11/what-if-dc-published-marvel-characters.html









I'm not that convinced these aren't actual silver age comics :P

Steelgrave

#6775
October 31, 2014, 07:24:57 AM
^That was my first response as well. They are not any worse than the Jimmy Olsen/Superman/roaches strip.

bayonetbrant

#6776
October 31, 2014, 08:00:01 AM
Quote from: Steelgrave on October 31, 2014, 07:24:57 AM
^That was my first response as well. They are not any worse than the Jimmy Olsen/Superman/roaches strip.

yeah, but Marvel wasn't usually that stupid...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JasonPratt

#6777
October 31, 2014, 08:45:50 AM
MISTY KNIGHT: POWER GIRL!

I can't decide if that's my new favorite thing, or the "Many Lives of Ghost Rider".
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JasonPratt

#6778
October 31, 2014, 08:48:14 AM
"What if Sue Storm Became the Thing?" -- kind of happened for several years in actual continuity (though it wasn't Sue).
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

bayonetbrant

#6779
October 31, 2014, 08:54:56 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 31, 2014, 08:48:14 AM
"What if Sue Storm Became the Thing?" -- kind of happened for several years in actual continuity (though it wasn't Sue).

yeah, but that was well after 1982
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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