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GDS_Starfury

#7275
December 15, 2014, 11:25:28 PM
lemon grass chili paste at the local Vietnamese place.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#7276
December 15, 2014, 11:30:53 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#7277
December 16, 2014, 07:32:28 AM

JasonPratt

#7278
December 16, 2014, 09:55:13 AM Last Edit: December 16, 2014, 09:57:50 AM by JasonPratt
^^ So very epic.

I should try suggesting that to a German friend of my brother's family; he likes to dress up as St. Nicholas for Christmas, in full bishop cosplay (though from a much later period than the original bishop, rather more like a medieval cardinal). It would probably confuse the kids, but he might appreciate the cultural cross-reference joke (since the original Nikolai wasn't German anyway but Greek, or Lycian rather as archbishop of Myra. But later he became a patron saint of vikings, more specifically the Varangian Guard of the Byzantine Emperor, so...!)
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endfire79

#7279
December 17, 2014, 07:53:35 AM
Cobbler ad :)


"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

JasonPratt

#7280
December 17, 2014, 09:30:05 AM
^^ ...with ...hammers...

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bayonetbrant

#7281
December 18, 2014, 11:01:45 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#7282
December 18, 2014, 02:38:06 PM
I didn't realize you had a picture of Star's house. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#7283
December 18, 2014, 02:40:27 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#7284
December 18, 2014, 03:02:04 PM
unless you were dating some dude named James that rammed his truck into your house, I call 'bullspit'

http://www.rantoulpress.com/image/2012-06-06/car-hits-house-6-6.html
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#7285
December 18, 2014, 03:35:34 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2014, 03:02:04 PM
unless you were dating some dude named James that rammed his truck into your house, I call 'bullspit'

http://www.rantoulpress.com/image/2012-06-06/car-hits-house-6-6.html

What happens in South Beach stays in South Beach.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

endfire79

#7286
December 18, 2014, 06:16:23 PM Last Edit: December 19, 2014, 10:08:14 AM by endfire79
Just like kids :)

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

mirth

#7287
December 19, 2014, 01:44:44 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#7288
December 19, 2014, 02:05:36 PM
when stupid people get online

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#7289
December 19, 2014, 03:36:00 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 19, 2014, 02:05:36 PM
when stupid people get online



someone needs to tell him to sift through looking for it and bring it to a hospital when he finds it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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