More Pix For A Laugh

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bob48

#7410
January 07, 2015, 04:28:40 PM
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

#7411
January 07, 2015, 07:13:03 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#7412
January 07, 2015, 08:33:12 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Bison

#7413
January 07, 2015, 09:21:38 PM

Bison

#7414
January 07, 2015, 09:48:17 PM

Bison

#7415
January 07, 2015, 09:49:13 PM

Bison

#7416
January 07, 2015, 09:56:11 PM

bayonetbrant

#7417
January 07, 2015, 10:56:28 PM
someone said there's a funny caption on that last post

I haven't found it



not really looking, to be honest
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#7418
January 08, 2015, 10:34:12 AM
I need this:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#7419
January 08, 2015, 10:40:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 08, 2015, 10:34:12 AM
I need this:



I already own it and am working on a sequel.

Want a hint? Think Iron Merkin Chicken.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#7420
January 08, 2015, 10:58:28 AM
Quote from: Ubercat on January 07, 2015, 09:56:55 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 06, 2015, 01:55:59 PM


I actually had to sleep on it before I got this one. When I first saw it yesterday, I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what the big grammatical error in the chalkboard message was. After seeing it again today, I get it. Bravo!
Nope, still don't get it.  (But then, I'm severely sleep-deprived this morning.  I should be in bed already...) 




Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 07, 2015, 03:48:50 PM

Heh!  Took me a minute...  O0 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#7421
January 08, 2015, 11:29:52 AM
The blackboard is written in english.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#7422
January 08, 2015, 11:32:05 AM
Quote from: Martok on January 08, 2015, 10:58:28 AM
Quote from: Ubercat on January 07, 2015, 09:56:55 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 06, 2015, 01:55:59 PM


I actually had to sleep on it before I got this one. When I first saw it yesterday, I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what the big grammatical error in the chalkboard message was. After seeing it again today, I get it. Bravo!
Nope, still don't get it.  (But then, I'm severely sleep-deprived this morning.  I should be in bed already...) 

They're not native English speakers, the people in the class.

DoctorQuest

#7423
January 08, 2015, 11:37:29 AM
La pizarra es en inglés.

Le tableau noir est en anglais.

Die Tafel ist in Englisch.

ब्लैकबोर्ड अंग्रेजी में है।

La lavagna è in inglese.

黒板は英語です。
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

LongBlade

#7424
January 08, 2015, 12:10:44 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on January 08, 2015, 11:37:29 AM
La pizarra es en inglés.

Le tableau noir est en anglais.

Die Tafel ist in Englisch.

ब्लैकबोर्ड अंग्रेजी में है।

La lavagna è in inglese.

黒板は英語です。

Try Klingon. He knows that.

ghaH ghItlhta' Daq English.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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