More Pix For A Laugh

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LongBlade

#7470
January 12, 2015, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 12, 2015, 04:06:12 PM
Ive got 3 more months to post beach pictures.

...and then...the trial begins?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

endfire79

#7471
January 12, 2015, 04:24:39 PM
He has to first review all the bikini pics, this is serious scrutinizing work.  I should have transferred to the Florida branch at work ;)



"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#7472
January 12, 2015, 04:29:07 PM
I know, it's a vid.  But well done!


"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

BanzaiCat

#7473
January 12, 2015, 05:34:27 PM
Talk about golden globes... ^-^

besilarius

#7474
January 12, 2015, 07:53:20 PM
HAH!  Take that, Bawb!
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

MetalDog

#7475
January 12, 2015, 09:42:05 PM
At least they spelled it right.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#7476
January 12, 2015, 10:09:09 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#7477
January 12, 2015, 10:19:32 PM
OK, if you're gonna go there, Brant...

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#7478
January 13, 2015, 04:47:45 AM
Ugh.  I'm embarrassed to live in the same state as that person.  :buck2: 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Steelgrave

#7479
January 13, 2015, 07:03:25 AM
Quote from: Martok on January 13, 2015, 04:47:45 AM
Ugh.  I'm embarrassed to live in the same state as that person.  :buck2:

I feel that way myself whenever I see an Obama sticker.

Martok

#7480
January 13, 2015, 08:49:32 AM
I feel that way when I see political bumper stickers of just about any stripe these days. 

The exceptions are the ones that say "Picard/Riker 2016", "Palpatine/Vader 2012", etc.  ;) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Centurion40

#7481
January 13, 2015, 08:50:03 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on January 12, 2015, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 12, 2015, 04:06:12 PM
Ive got 3 more months to post beach pictures.

...and then...the trial begins?

Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#7482
January 13, 2015, 09:03:12 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#7483
January 13, 2015, 09:11:18 AM
Nice.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Bison

#7484
January 13, 2015, 09:17:12 AM
Why is Sweden hitting Norway with a giant penis?  That makes no sense.
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