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BanzaiCat

#7650
January 30, 2015, 11:24:42 AM

BanzaiCat

#7651
January 30, 2015, 11:28:54 AM
(probably should go somewhere else, oops)

Barthheart

#7652
January 30, 2015, 11:47:56 AM

Barthheart

#7653
January 30, 2015, 02:58:44 PM

GDS_Starfury

#7654
January 30, 2015, 03:06:23 PM
 :smitten:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#7655
January 31, 2015, 07:39:51 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#7656
January 31, 2015, 11:15:23 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

besilarius

#7657
January 31, 2015, 04:53:09 PM
Mothers can be so soft.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

#7658
January 31, 2015, 06:25:41 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

endfire79

#7659
January 31, 2015, 06:27:50 PM
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#7660
February 01, 2015, 11:58:23 AM
So relevant at work!

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Staggerwing

#7661
February 01, 2015, 12:19:33 PM
Funny!  :))

Endfire, add 'width= 800' (or something slightly more or less, depending on average screen resolution) after the 1st 'img' in {img}{/img} like so: {img width=800} (only with the '[ & ]') and it will scale the pic down but leave it clickable for the reader to size back up. Then you get...




Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Steelgrave

#7662
February 01, 2015, 02:26:57 PM
^I'm pretty sure that's the Comcast business model.

mirth

#7663
February 01, 2015, 03:14:21 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on February 01, 2015, 02:26:57 PM
^I'm pretty sure that's the Comcast business model.

It applies to web development as well.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

endfire79

#7664
February 01, 2015, 04:06:50 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 01, 2015, 12:19:33 PM
Funny!  :))

Endfire, add 'width= 800' (or something slightly more or less, depending on average screen resolution) after the 1st 'img' in {img}{/img} like so: {img width=800} (only with the '[ & ]') and it will scale the pic down but leave it clickable for the reader to size back up. Then you get...




Hmm I must be getting too used to posting from my phone. Will try it next time
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."
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