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undercovergeek

#7785
February 21, 2015, 05:44:09 PM
you sound like a man at peace with it all MD

or i can send you hugs, and some worn Emma Watson pants i saw on line

GDS_Starfury

#7786
February 21, 2015, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:44:09 PM
or i can send you hugs, and some worn Emma Watson pants i saw on line

beware Japanese online stores.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#7787
February 21, 2015, 06:08:12 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:44:09 PM
you sound like a man at peace with it all MD

or i can send you hugs, and some worn Emma Watson pants i saw on line

No sense fighting your baser nature.  It only leads to hurt feelings and discontent.  Might as well embrace your inner freak.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#7788
February 21, 2015, 06:16:19 PM
then turn to the pun side.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

besilarius

#7789
February 21, 2015, 06:32:24 PM
Better than a Bush or Clinton.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

undercovergeek

#7790
February 21, 2015, 06:41:35 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 21, 2015, 06:16:19 PM
then turn to the pun side.

there is no darker, twisted invite than that

bob48

#7791
February 21, 2015, 06:46:16 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:42:05 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 21, 2015, 05:40:40 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:29:38 PM
http://www.womansday.com.au/celebrity/royals/2015/2/prince-harrys-secret-dates-with-emma-watson!/

not so much a pic as a news story

unless MD is actually Prince Harry - hes shit out of luck

Hopefully she's ok with the royal family hairline curse.


Wait, what!? You routinely read Austrailian ladies magazines?  :o

hell yes, got to keep tabs on the colonies - theyre all sneaky bastards, stealing our land and stuff

What a shock - for a minute I thought you said they were stealing our lard.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#7792
February 21, 2015, 06:59:39 PM
Quote from: bob48 on February 21, 2015, 06:46:16 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:42:05 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 21, 2015, 05:40:40 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:29:38 PM
http://www.womansday.com.au/celebrity/royals/2015/2/prince-harrys-secret-dates-with-emma-watson!/

not so much a pic as a news story

unless MD is actually Prince Harry - hes shit out of luck

Hopefully she's ok with the royal family hairline curse.


Wait, what!? You routinely read Austrailian ladies magazines?  :o

hell yes, got to keep tabs on the colonies - theyre all sneaky bastards, stealing our land and stuff

What a shock - for a minute I thought you said they were stealing our lard.

You Brits! Always trying to lard over someone.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

#7793
February 21, 2015, 07:22:18 PM
Quote from: besilarius on February 21, 2015, 06:32:24 PM
Better than a Bush or Clinton.

Actually, the Ice Giants would be better than a Bush or Clinton as well. 

GDS_Starfury

#7794
February 21, 2015, 08:49:23 PM
or the tyranny of living under Bawbs stache'.

it flew for the Luftwaffe you know.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#7795
February 21, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
The Russians have salted lard in their rations. Stupid fucks, no wonder they are so belligerent.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

MetalDog

#7796
February 22, 2015, 12:24:21 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 21, 2015, 06:16:19 PM
then turn to the pun side.

I said, 'freak,' not, 'batshit cray cray!'
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#7797
February 22, 2015, 09:56:06 AM
"Hanging is too good for punsters,
They should be drawn and quoted."  - Fred Allen, Allen's Alley.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Tpek

#7798
February 22, 2015, 10:16:35 AM
Quote from: besilarius on February 21, 2015, 06:32:24 PM
Better than a Bush or Clinton.

Definitely better than Netanyahu.

Apropo the coming elections...  :P  ::)

Barthheart

#7799
February 23, 2015, 11:52:42 AM
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