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LongBlade

#8955
September 04, 2015, 10:15:38 PM
I'm thinking that if you add some sugar to it, it might not taste too bad.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#8956
September 05, 2015, 06:19:22 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#8957
September 05, 2015, 09:20:12 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 05, 2015, 06:19:22 AM


LMAO!!!   :2funny: ;D O0 ;D :2funny:

The thing is, he probably DID.

bayonetbrant

#8958
September 05, 2015, 10:39:28 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#8959
September 06, 2015, 02:41:27 PM
Halloween is coming.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#8960
September 06, 2015, 07:47:27 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#8961
September 06, 2015, 07:49:34 PM
Ha!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#8962
September 07, 2015, 09:43:35 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

#8963
September 07, 2015, 11:40:56 AM
Chuck Norris comes out.....

Con

#8964
September 07, 2015, 01:05:38 PM
That's a lie. Chuck Norris wasn't born. He roundhouse kicked his way out

Con

Steelgrave

#8965
September 07, 2015, 01:55:06 PM
Quote from: Con on September 07, 2015, 01:05:38 PM
That's a lie. Chuck Norris wasn't born. He roundhouse kicked his way out

Con

I hear he stayed in the womb for 12 months, only coming out when he damn well decided to.

Nefaro

#8966
September 07, 2015, 06:41:31 PM
Chuck Norris only arrived on this plane after jump kicking straight through all the gods on mount olympus in one go, and landing here.

besilarius

#8967
September 07, 2015, 07:41:20 PM
'Wonder what he'd have said if the guy had a old 5.25 floppy?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

BanzaiCat

#8968
September 08, 2015, 08:32:28 AM

DoctorQuest

#8969
September 08, 2015, 11:23:39 AM
Quote from: besilarius on September 07, 2015, 07:41:20 PM
'Wonder what he'd have said if the guy had a old 5.25 floppy?

Careful.....I still have a 3.5 inch drive and I know how to use it.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.
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