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Steelgrave

#9000
September 12, 2015, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 11, 2015, 11:24:13 PM
Clearly your sense of humor has fewer inhibitions than mine.

That's often been said of me as well  ::)

But hey! At least no one here is cutting off heads or declaring holy war over the pic. If it was a certain other religious figure depicted, well.....you know how that would turn out.

LongBlade

#9001
September 12, 2015, 03:17:23 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#9002
September 12, 2015, 03:29:22 PM Last Edit: September 12, 2015, 03:31:56 PM by Banzai_Cat
I laugh at EVERYTHING. Especially things that people take too seriously.

Religion is one thing that people take far too seriously, but if that's your bag, I don't intend any disrespect. Most of you have an open mind and I think can appreciate this line of thought.

In any case, case in point:







Yeah, not too much is beyond a laugh for me.

undercovergeek

#9003
September 12, 2015, 04:58:07 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on September 12, 2015, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 11, 2015, 11:24:13 PM
Clearly your sense of humor has fewer inhibitions than mine.

That's often been said of me as well  ::)

But hey! At least no one here is cutting off heads or declaring holy war over the pic. If it was a certain other religious figure depicted, well.....you know how that would turn out.

yoyu managed to get LB, holy war, beheading, religion all in one reference - his hard drive will be clacking like a lesbians ovaries

Steelgrave

#9004
September 12, 2015, 06:13:36 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 12, 2015, 04:58:07 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on September 12, 2015, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 11, 2015, 11:24:13 PM
Clearly your sense of humor has fewer inhibitions than mine.

That's often been said of me as well  ::)

But hey! At least no one here is cutting off heads or declaring holy war over the pic. If it was a certain other religious figure depicted, well.....you know how that would turn out.

yoyu managed to get LB, holy war, beheading, religion all in one reference - his hard drive will be clacking like a lesbians ovaries

Damn, if only I had thought to mention Aquaman as well....your reference to "ovaries" is what made me think of that  O0

besilarius

#9005
September 13, 2015, 07:34:29 AM
Grogheads on the beaches of Florida.
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bayonetbrant

#9006
September 13, 2015, 08:50:43 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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LongBlade

#9007
September 13, 2015, 10:01:48 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#9008
September 13, 2015, 10:14:05 AM
^that one made me chuckle
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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mirth

#9009
September 13, 2015, 10:29:43 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#9010
September 13, 2015, 10:32:29 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#9011
September 13, 2015, 10:36:05 AM
My morning has been made.  Thanks for the laughs, gents  ;D
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Con

#9012
September 13, 2015, 11:58:55 AM
Quote from: mirth on September 13, 2015, 10:29:43 AM

Interestingly enough while I loath those dicks that jump in late during the merge and feel that that they should be peeled and put into a bag of salt it turns out that they are actually making the roads faster and safer!

https://www.cars.com/articles/2014/05/the-zipper-merge-convincing-motorists-isnt-a-snap/

Con

Windigo

#9013
September 13, 2015, 12:22:41 PM
Quote from: Con on September 13, 2015, 11:58:55 AM
Quote from: mirth on September 13, 2015, 10:29:43 AM

Interestingly enough while I loath those dicks that jump in late during the merge and feel that that they should be peeled and put into a bag of salt it turns out that they are actually making the roads faster and safer!

https://www.cars.com/articles/2014/05/the-zipper-merge-convincing-motorists-isnt-a-snap/

Con
It's like traffic circles. They are highly efficient, but not used near enough. Up here they are gaining in popularity.
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Freyland

#9014
September 13, 2015, 01:49:15 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 12, 2015, 03:29:22 PM
I laugh at EVERYTHING. Especially things that people take too seriously.

Religion is one thing that people take far too seriously, but if that's your bag, I don't intend any disrespect. Most of you have an open mind and I think can appreciate this line of thought.

In any case, case in point:







Yeah, not too much is beyond a laugh for me.

I'm not offended, just... confused. 
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