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Ubercat

#9030
September 14, 2015, 07:27:15 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on September 14, 2015, 02:26:24 PM
Fwiw, I saw the "No way" meme last week and laughed pretty hard then.  O0

You're not a fundy.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

besilarius

#9031
September 15, 2015, 06:40:44 AM
Suspicions confirmed.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

besilarius

#9032
September 15, 2015, 07:00:04 AM
My plan is to never use gasoline station rest rooms.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

undercovergeek

#9033
September 15, 2015, 07:43:12 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on September 14, 2015, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 14, 2015, 06:25:15 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 14, 2015, 05:54:54 PM
this happened in the restaurant last week - and for the curious amongst us, i have proved water conducts electricity because like a twat i decided to see if the wires were live whilst standing in the puddle

Well done!

For an encore are you going to leave the gas on and wait a few minutes before attempting to light it?

Almost found that out, too, 'geek.  The hose that carries water from the washing machine got loose from it's pipe Sunday and started spilling water all over the floor.  I ran to see what was the matter and, without thinking, grabbed the hose to stuff back into the pipe.  It didn't occur to me until I had already started the process that I was standing in water, next to an electric outlet with a hose gushing water in my hand.  Alls well that ends well :)

yup, comedic bang, flash of light, sooty stain on face and cartoon wisp of smoke from head - fkng hilarious  :(

bob48

#9034
September 15, 2015, 08:03:31 AM
ah, so that's where the cranial hair went is it?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Barthheart

#9035
September 15, 2015, 08:24:58 AM

LongBlade

#9036
September 15, 2015, 10:07:41 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

DoctorQuest

#9037
September 15, 2015, 10:25:27 AM
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

mirth

#9038
September 15, 2015, 11:44:14 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#9039
September 15, 2015, 11:45:12 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Freyland

#9040
September 15, 2015, 12:06:04 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 15, 2015, 11:44:14 AM


Sooooo, StarCraft tournament winners get zerg-rushed by easy tail? ??? Seriously?  :idiot2:

bayonetbrant

#9041
September 15, 2015, 12:30:46 PM
Uh, re-read that :)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#9042
September 15, 2015, 02:28:01 PM
I was confused too... then as bayo suggested I reread it...



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DOH!!!!!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#9043
September 15, 2015, 06:12:59 PM
funny mortarboard message

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

panzerde

#9044
September 15, 2015, 07:08:48 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 15, 2015, 07:43:12 AM
yup, comedic bang, flash of light, sooty stain on face and cartoon wisp of smoke from head - fkng hilarious  :(


I really, really need to come eat at your place the next time I visit the UK.
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