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mirth

#9420
November 08, 2015, 12:10:57 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#9421
November 08, 2015, 12:19:24 PM












"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#9422
November 09, 2015, 04:30:27 PM
Strictly speaking, one of his nameless hench minions murdered her, and he died before he found out.

Still arguably the most successful Bond villain.
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besilarius

#9423
November 09, 2015, 07:55:28 PM
Just asking.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

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Barthheart

#9424
November 10, 2015, 08:42:35 AM

LongBlade

#9425
November 10, 2015, 10:10:23 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on November 10, 2015, 08:42:35 AM


OMG

I had the best burger in my life yesterday.

Bass Pro I visited had a restaurant called Isla Morada. They're serving a few seasonal menu items, one of which is a wild boar burger. It was insanely good!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Marty Ward

#9426
November 10, 2015, 10:46:42 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 10, 2015, 10:10:23 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on November 10, 2015, 08:42:35 AM


OMG

I had the best burger in my life yesterday.

Bass Pro I visited had a restaurant called Isla Morada. They're serving a few seasonal menu items, one of which is a wild boar burger. It was insanely good!

Probably give you cancer! :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Staggerwing

#9427
November 10, 2015, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on November 10, 2015, 08:42:35 AM


Or, in this case, Veal Parmigiana...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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Centurion40

#9428
November 10, 2015, 02:23:06 PM
Because one can play fetch, be house trained, fit through a doggie door, play dead, roll-over and get its belly rubbed; and the other one tastes like steak.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#9429
November 10, 2015, 02:29:17 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on November 10, 2015, 02:23:06 PM
and the other one tastes like steak.

And brisket!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

#9430
November 10, 2015, 02:55:15 PM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Marty Ward

#9431
November 10, 2015, 03:03:02 PM
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

LongBlade

#9432
November 10, 2015, 03:40:23 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on November 10, 2015, 02:55:15 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 10, 2015, 02:29:17 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on November 10, 2015, 02:23:06 PM
and the other one tastes like steak.

And brisket!

Mmmm... brisket!



That bark looks suspect. Would like to try it to be sure it's not overdone.

Nice smoke ring, though.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Silent Disapproval Robot

#9433
November 10, 2015, 07:39:34 PM
I've eaten both.  If things go dust bowl again, I've got some spare kimchi sauce ready.

bayonetbrant

#9434
November 10, 2015, 09:08:26 PM
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