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DoctorQuest

#9525
December 05, 2015, 09:06:45 PM
Quote from: bbmike on December 05, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on December 05, 2015, 02:01:27 PM
If stormtroopers can't hit the broadside of a barn at close range and star trek redshirts die on every mission they go on who would win in a fight?

Star Trek because Star Trek always wins over Star Wars.  :coolsmiley:

You know that's right, Bro.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Nefaro

#9526
December 06, 2015, 12:21:06 AM Last Edit: December 06, 2015, 12:24:19 AM by Nefaro
Quote from: bbmike on December 05, 2015, 03:24:04 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on December 05, 2015, 02:01:27 PM
If stormtroopers can't hit the broadside of a barn at close range and star trek redshirts die on every mission they go on who would win in a fight?

Star Trek because Star Trek always wins over Star Wars.  :coolsmiley:

Starship combat in Star Trek?  Yes.

Otherwise?  No.

>:D


Someday I'll break down and buy a couple of the Deluxe ship mini sets for Federation Commander and paint them all.  Some day. 

Gotta sizable assortment of Star Wars Minis for skirmish and RPG use already.  And Imperial Assault of course. Geekin this shit up with some force throws and E-Web Blasters.  ^-^

Silent Disapproval Robot

#9527
December 06, 2015, 12:52:42 AM
Get the Star Wars card game!  It's pure awesome. 

Nefaro

#9528
December 06, 2015, 02:02:31 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on December 06, 2015, 12:52:42 AM
Get the Star Wars card game!  It's pure awesome.

Think I checked out it's old predecessor many years ago.  Same situation with Android Netrunner but I still picked up the core FFG game a few years ago.  Love it but haven't tried tracking down opponents.

Dunno.. I have quite a few 2-player competitive card games yet to get a proper workout, and not enough space for more.  :-\

bayonetbrant

#9529
December 06, 2015, 03:35:32 PM
O0

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#9530
December 06, 2015, 04:01:32 PM
^  Ha.  Yeah, that's awesome. 




Quote from: W8taminute on December 05, 2015, 02:01:27 PM
If stormtroopers can't hit the broadside of a barn at close range and star trek redshirts die on every mission they go on who would win in a fight?
I seem to recall the fight was scripted as follows: 

"Stormtrooper fires at the red-shirt and misses. 
Red-shirt falls over and dies anyway." 

:2funny: 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

besilarius

#9531
December 06, 2015, 08:24:15 PM
She's STILL on that damn island.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5PRtT9dE9k
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#9532
December 06, 2015, 10:09:23 PM
*chuckle*
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#9533
December 07, 2015, 07:36:47 AM
Works for us!
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Bison

#9534
December 07, 2015, 10:05:59 AM

Barthheart

#9535
December 07, 2015, 10:14:08 AM

Barthheart

#9536
December 07, 2015, 10:23:18 AM

GDS_Starfury

#9537
December 07, 2015, 10:47:24 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#9538
December 07, 2015, 10:58:04 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

O0

All courtesy of your NC State Wolfpack basketball team!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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