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GDS_Starfury

#10110
March 07, 2016, 06:24:14 PM
but he debugs computers and you debug your pubic hair.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Capn Darwin

#10111
March 07, 2016, 06:26:48 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on March 07, 2016, 08:49:01 AM


Right Capt. Darwin?  :D

Very true!  O0
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

mirth

#10112
March 07, 2016, 06:27:23 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 07, 2016, 06:24:14 PM
but he debugs computers and you debug your pubic hair.

Clever, Goatfury.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#10113
March 07, 2016, 06:48:10 PM
The Village is getting a new engineer.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#10114
March 07, 2016, 10:11:34 PM
And No. 2 is following closely.  :P
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

#10115
March 08, 2016, 08:15:14 AM

Windigo

#10116
March 08, 2016, 03:15:38 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 07, 2016, 06:27:23 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 07, 2016, 06:24:14 PM
but he debugs computers and you debug your pubic hair.

Clever, Goatfury.

*suppressed snicker*
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#10117
March 08, 2016, 07:19:57 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#10118
March 08, 2016, 07:37:02 PM
Very nice Star.  O0
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#10119
March 08, 2016, 08:00:45 PM

When you celebrate #internationalwomensday and #nationalpancake day together at dinner time .
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#10120
March 08, 2016, 11:16:51 PM
I think I know that last lady. Seems like I bought those tits a house one time.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#10121
March 09, 2016, 01:10:33 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#10122
March 09, 2016, 06:08:23 AM
Force 8 coffee spew :-)
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

DoctorQuest

#10123
March 09, 2016, 01:13:55 PM
Thanks, Star. I needed that today.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Windigo

#10124
March 09, 2016, 04:11:46 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 09, 2016, 06:08:23 AM
Force 8 coffee spew :-)

Wow.... those ones alter gravity wave propagation... and put snot bubble explosion debris on your monitor.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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