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Tpek


MetalDog

The same people that whine about killing fish.  Or insects.  Or anything else sufficiently worrisome.  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.  PETA, for short.  An obnoxious sort of individual who insists on telling me what kind of immoral a-hole I am for killing food or for sport or even accidentally.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Tpek

Quote from: MetalDog on June 20, 2016, 09:56:44 AM
The same people that whine about killing fish.  Or insects.  Or anything else sufficiently worrisome.  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.  PETA, for short.  An obnoxious sort of individual who insists on telling me what kind of immoral a-hole I am for killing food or for sport or even accidentally.

Killing for a "sport" is kinda a-holish :P
I mean, you don't see me hunting the deadliest prey of all, Man.... (which is because I'm so good at it I don't leave any witnesses  >:D)

Marty Ward

Quote from: Tpek on June 20, 2016, 10:09:42 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 20, 2016, 09:56:44 AM
The same people that whine about killing fish.  Or insects.  Or anything else sufficiently worrisome.  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.  PETA, for short.  An obnoxious sort of individual who insists on telling me what kind of immoral a-hole I am for killing food or for sport or even accidentally.

Killing for a "sport" is kinda a-holish :P
I mean, you don't see me hunting the deadliest prey of all, Man.... (which is because I'm so good at it I don't leave any witnesses  >:D)

You have a problem with me hunting tics for sport? :)
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bayonetbrant

there was an alligator that nabbed a kid in one of the lagoons on the Disney resort in Orlando last week, hence the alligator reference.
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Tpek

Disney resorts have Alligators?  ???

Next time, they better go to the Archer resort. It won't have any Crocodiles or Alligators!

MetalDog

Quote from: Tpek on June 20, 2016, 10:09:42 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 20, 2016, 09:56:44 AM
The same people that whine about killing fish.  Or insects.  Or anything else sufficiently worrisome.  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.  PETA, for short.  An obnoxious sort of individual who insists on telling me what kind of immoral a-hole I am for killing food or for sport or even accidentally.

Killing for a "sport" is kinda a-holish :P
I mean, you don't see me hunting the deadliest prey of all, Man.... (which is because I'm so good at it I don't leave any witnesses  >:D)

I don't hunt.  Or fish.  All my meals guilt belongs to the manufacturer. ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

This must be either a very secure airfield, or anything goes.
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Quote from: besilarius on June 20, 2016, 05:50:56 PM
This must be either a very secure airfield, or anything goes.

I really want me one of those.
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Windigo

Quote from: MetalDog on June 20, 2016, 09:56:44 AM
The same people that whine about killing fish.  Or insects.  Or anything else sufficiently worrisome.  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.  PETA, for short.  An obnoxious sort of individual who insists on telling me what kind of immoral a-hole I am for killing food or for sport or even accidentally.
Listen, just accept that you are guilty of insect war crimes with your mysogenistic and selective genocide of females across multiple insect species.
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MetalDog

Quote from: Windigo on June 20, 2016, 06:59:29 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 20, 2016, 09:56:44 AM
The same people that whine about killing fish.  Or insects.  Or anything else sufficiently worrisome.  People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.  PETA, for short.  An obnoxious sort of individual who insists on telling me what kind of immoral a-hole I am for killing food or for sport or even accidentally.
Listen, just accept that you are guilty of insect war crimes with your mysogenistic and selective genocide of females across multiple insect species.

Just call me Ender  O0
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Sir Slash

If you ever want to send a PETA-Nazi over the edge just remind them animals kill each other all the time.  ^-^
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Tpek

Quote from: besilarius on June 20, 2016, 05:50:56 PM
This must be either a very secure airfield, or anything goes.

Sorry, but this sounds far more inviting than scaring :P

bayonetbrant

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