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besilarius

#11325
November 08, 2016, 06:39:47 PM
Now, in Mrs. Bawb's kitchen, these points are in reverse order.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#11326
November 09, 2016, 11:27:35 AM
What else would you use to cook for a 'Cast-Iron Scotsman'?  :arr:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

#11327
November 09, 2016, 12:01:58 PM
Quote from: besilarius on November 08, 2016, 06:39:47 PM
Now, in Mrs. Bawb's kitchen, these points are in reverse order.

You can use them to cook with?

..who knew.......
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

#11328
November 09, 2016, 12:29:38 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 09, 2016, 12:01:58 PM
Quote from: besilarius on November 08, 2016, 06:39:47 PM
Now, in Mrs. Bawb's kitchen, these points are in reverse order.

You can use them to cook with?

..who knew.......

shit BoB! get one with tall sides and you can roast good tasting dead critter in it
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

#11329
November 09, 2016, 02:14:13 PM
Wot...like a cow f'instance?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Marty Ward

#11330
November 09, 2016, 02:21:14 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 09, 2016, 02:14:13 PM
Wot...like a cow f'instance?

No, a Bison. :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

bob48

#11331
November 09, 2016, 03:23:31 PM
I doubt he would like that.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

#11332
November 09, 2016, 03:24:18 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on November 09, 2016, 02:21:14 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 09, 2016, 02:14:13 PM
Wot...like a cow f'instance?

No, a Bison. :)

too bitter.... although maybe not today   :DD
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

#11333
November 10, 2016, 01:08:20 PM

bayonetbrant

#11334
November 11, 2016, 05:11:50 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JasonPratt

#11335
November 12, 2016, 09:34:07 AM
^ Lol'd
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Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
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JasonPratt

#11336
November 12, 2016, 09:34:20 AM


...can this also count as a "WANT" post?
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Sir Slash

#11337
November 12, 2016, 10:04:43 AM
Thanks Jason. Now EVERYTIME I go into a parking garage........
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#11338
November 12, 2016, 06:05:03 PM
I'm sure someone fell for this...

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bbmike

#11339
November 12, 2016, 07:32:28 PM
^Wasn't one of those pilots Wrongway Feldman?
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak
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