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mirth

#12270
March 03, 2017, 03:57:46 PM
Make that Blade 4 and it's an instant blockbuster.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#12271
March 03, 2017, 04:57:16 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on March 03, 2017, 03:24:11 PM


Someone once posted a funny pic illustrating how long it would take each famous fictional Vampire Slayer to kill Sparkles (it had Blade, Buffy, D, and several others I don't remember).

mirth

#12272
March 05, 2017, 08:31:17 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#12273
March 05, 2017, 09:24:41 AM
Finally found that perfect job.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

JasonPratt

#12274
March 05, 2017, 10:39:39 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on February 22, 2017, 06:46:06 AM
What I will say is that hell for me would be having to listen to a radio station that only played Bon Jovi, Nickelback, the Cure, and Depeche Mode.

And when you try to change the channel, the only other thing is someone on NPR reading Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time.

Slowly, to make sure all the descriptions are understood. While trying to do the voices. All of them. Differently. Except he can't do even one voice well.
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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mirth

#12275
March 05, 2017, 11:50:03 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12276
March 05, 2017, 11:51:33 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#12277
March 05, 2017, 12:52:32 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on March 05, 2017, 10:39:39 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on February 22, 2017, 06:46:06 AM
What I will say is that hell for me would be having to listen to a radio station that only played Bon Jovi, Nickelback, the Cure, and Depeche Mode.

And when you try to change the channel, the only other thing is someone on NPR reading Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time.

Slowly, to make sure all the descriptions are understood. While trying to do the voices. All of them. Differently. Except he can't do even one voice well.

You are a mean man, JP.  I hadn't even considered that.  Now I live in mortal fear *shudder*
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#12278
March 05, 2017, 02:20:07 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bobarossa

#12279
March 05, 2017, 03:55:59 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 05, 2017, 11:50:03 AM

I knew a guy at work who gave his nieces and nephews metal whistles for Christmas so they couldn't be 'accidentally' stepped on and broken by their parents.  He didn't have any children himself.  Another year he gave them rubber-band launched airplanes knowing they'd end up on the roof.

mirth

#12280
March 05, 2017, 04:07:59 PM
My family has made it a holiday tradition to give my children as many noisemaking, seizure inducing toys as possible.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

trailrunner

#12281
March 05, 2017, 05:47:23 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 05, 2017, 04:07:59 PM
My family has made it a holiday tradition to give my children as many noisemaking, seizure inducing toys as possible.

I'm looking forward to grandkids.  I look at it as an opportunity to get a little revenge on my kids.

Sir Slash

#12282
March 05, 2017, 11:35:17 PM
Yeah, noisy gifts for the grandkids is great until they bring them over when they visit. We have a 'Battery Thief' at our house that slips in when everybody watching "Paw Patrol" and steals ALL the batteries out of the toys.  :'(  That Villain!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bobarossa

#12283
March 06, 2017, 12:54:43 PM
You just need a supply of mostly drained batteries in the house.  Either sneak them into the toys or offer them up as replacements.

Sir Slash

#12284
March 06, 2017, 02:21:54 PM
Great idea. On my list.  O0
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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