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Barthheart


Windigo

Quote from: OJsDad on April 11, 2017, 11:26:46 AM
I think you guys have it backwards.  The dog was hers before he came along.

well that's a gestalt switch
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

Quote from: Windigo on April 11, 2017, 11:34:36 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on April 11, 2017, 11:26:46 AM
I think you guys have it backwards.  The dog was hers before he came along.

well that's a gestalt switch

Is "gestalt" the new word for "drunken Brit" ?

Windigo

Quote from: Barthheart on April 11, 2017, 11:35:53 AM
Quote from: Windigo on April 11, 2017, 11:34:36 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on April 11, 2017, 11:26:46 AM
I think you guys have it backwards.  The dog was hers before he came along.

well that's a gestalt switch

Is "gestalt" the new word for "drunken Brit" ?

I think the word is "backpfeifengesicht"***







*** I've been looking for a while for somewhere to drop that word... well hell why not here and now.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Pete Dero


bayonetbrant

new beginning or worst dessert ever?

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Windigo

how about a co-ed that gives it all up....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

Quote from: bob48 on April 10, 2017, 12:39:58 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on April 10, 2017, 09:34:21 AM
What is heaven? What is hell? The parable of the Long Spoons explains very well what heaven and hell truly are.

One day a man said to God, "God, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

God showed the man two doors. Inside the first one, in the middle of the room, was a large round table with a large pot of stew. It smelled delicious and made the man's mouth water, but the people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. God said, "These assholes told puns on the groghead forum'

So...what was hell like?

The Grog punners were feeding one another.
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Quote from: JasonPratt on April 11, 2017, 03:12:54 PM
Quote from: bob48 on April 10, 2017, 12:39:58 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on April 10, 2017, 09:34:21 AM
What is heaven? What is hell? The parable of the Long Spoons explains very well what heaven and hell truly are.

One day a man said to God, "God, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

God showed the man two doors. Inside the first one, in the middle of the room, was a large round table with a large pot of stew. It smelled delicious and made the man's mouth water, but the people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. God said, "These assholes told puns on the groghead forum'

So...what was hell like?

The Grog punners were feeding one another.

This is my thought. We may not get along but we sure as hell know how to cooperate.
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Ubercat

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Quote from: Windigo link=topic=4411.msg514210#msg514210
I think the word is "backpfeifengesicht"***

No, it's actually "kommienezuspadt."

Just ask Tom. He knows.

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Barthheart

Here's the first part of that comic.  ;)


Tpek

Foucault convinced me!
Hopefully Sir Imperitus would afford good xp and l00t.

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

DoctorQuest

"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.