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Sir Slash

#13290
August 27, 2017, 10:02:42 PM
I always knew those damned legos planned that shit.  >:(
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#13291
August 28, 2017, 12:32:51 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#13292
August 28, 2017, 06:32:58 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#13293
August 28, 2017, 06:46:33 AM
Reminds me of an old German "Flüsterwitz" ("whispered joke" - the ones you couldn't tell openly, for obvious reasons): "How must a true Nazi be? - He must be blond like Hitler, tall like Goebbels, slim like Goering and chaste like Roehm"
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

BanzaiCat

#13294
August 28, 2017, 08:31:36 AM


JasonPratt

#13295
August 28, 2017, 12:11:18 PM
^^ By now he'd need a hover-conversion.

Quote from: mirth on August 27, 2017, 06:30:30 AM


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Barthheart

#13296
August 29, 2017, 06:49:57 AM

Barthheart

#13297
August 29, 2017, 07:24:00 AM

Sir Slash

#13298
August 29, 2017, 08:42:16 AM
I once had an octopus at an aquarium flip me off. But since it was only 4 of 8, I didn't make a big deal about it.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#13299
August 29, 2017, 05:02:34 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#13300
August 29, 2017, 05:04:57 PM
^  :2funny:
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#13301
August 29, 2017, 10:33:40 PM
I wouldn't want to be the Vet Intern that got that job. Remember what he does when he looses at Star Wars Chess.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

#13302
August 30, 2017, 11:23:42 AM

Barthheart

#13303
August 30, 2017, 11:29:14 AM

Nefaro

#13304
August 30, 2017, 11:37:52 AM
I can only imagine the kind of mass manufactured pop that would be coming out of a Prius owner's stereo.  :knuppel2:
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