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#14085
December 18, 2017, 02:11:34 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 18, 2017, 01:03:32 PM
Why was the chimpanzee named Cheetah?

couldn't be faithful just one chimpanzee
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mirth

#14086
December 18, 2017, 02:14:46 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#14087
December 18, 2017, 02:47:51 PM
Am I the only one here who had their childhood shaped correctly by watching Tarzan movies on Saturday morning? THIS explains a lot. "Cheetah, go find Jane"! "Cheetah, where Boy"? "Boy go fishing"? "Nevermind Cheetah. Tarzan find Jane himself". Great stuff when you're 6.
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mirth

#14088
December 18, 2017, 02:51:48 PM Last Edit: December 18, 2017, 02:55:03 PM by mirth
I remember "Unk, Nkima!" from the Saturday morning cartoon.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Emeraldlis

#14089
December 18, 2017, 05:21:07 PM
I don't remember that cartoon. But, in the UK when I was a kid, there used to be early morning cartoons before school... I loved those!!!! It used to be a mix of breakfast news and cartoons, starting about 6 am until I left for school at 8.30-ish. I remember lying on the floor in the front room in front of the gas fire ( no central heating) and eating a steaming hot bowl of cereal (ready brek) and watching cartoons, the news.. And puppet shows like basil brush and Roland rat :)  omg, I loved Roland rat, his voice used to send me into fits of giggles  :smitten: Weekend cartoon favourites for me were, inspector gadget and his niece penny crime solving, haha, or stuff like he-man :)

It's cool to read your cartoon memories  O0 I still love animation :)
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bob48

#14090
December 18, 2017, 05:35:10 PM
Do you remember this?



Always made me chuckle :-)
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mirth

#14091
December 18, 2017, 05:41:36 PM
^wtf?!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#14092
December 18, 2017, 08:15:03 PM
Now you know mirth, now you know

besilarius

#14093
December 18, 2017, 11:27:41 PM
Albert Einstein's favorite TV show was a kids show, Time for Beany.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfXQs9OUTtk&t=17s
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Arctic Blast

#14094
December 19, 2017, 12:52:58 AM
 :o WTF, England?!  :o

Barthheart

#14095
December 19, 2017, 08:51:25 AM

mirth

#14096
December 19, 2017, 12:48:26 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#14097
December 19, 2017, 12:57:02 PM
he switched to Geico and got more
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#14098
December 19, 2017, 01:06:00 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 18, 2017, 05:41:36 PM
^wtf?!

Makes you wonder how the fuck they could have ever been an empire eh?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#14099
December 20, 2017, 07:52:29 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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