Russia's War Against Ukraine

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GDS_Starfury

#3300
August 08, 2022, 06:31:39 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#3301
August 08, 2022, 10:32:16 PM
Luxembourg prepares for it's return to greatness.  :knuppel2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#3302
August 09, 2022, 07:31:28 AM
It's for the 155mm guns on Luxembourg's navy.  >:D
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Sir Slash

#3303
August 09, 2022, 10:24:56 AM
 :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#3304
August 09, 2022, 10:29:58 AM
When I say "guns" I mean "railguns". They can knock incoming jets and even missiles out of the sky in one shot!

Do not approach Luxembourg's lake.

(Israel will be selling some lasers for their lake-monitors next year.)
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GDS_Starfury

#3305
August 09, 2022, 02:34:16 PM
well something hit a lot of planes at an airbase in the Crimea over 200km from the front line.  :knuppel2:\



the photos and video Ive show at least 2 su-24s totally wrecked.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#3306
August 09, 2022, 04:46:32 PM
How do you say 'Hey man, nice shot' in Ukrainian?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Dammit Carl!

#3307
August 09, 2022, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Gusington on August 09, 2022, 04:46:32 PM
How do you say 'Hey man, nice shot' in Ukrainian?

Hahaha! Yes!

Windigo

#3308
August 09, 2022, 05:21:09 PM
The Russians are blaming careless smoking....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#3309
August 09, 2022, 05:49:27 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

FarAway Sooner

#3310
August 09, 2022, 06:00:10 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on August 09, 2022, 07:31:28 AM
It's for the 155mm guns on Luxembourg's navy.  >:D
Don't be an idiot, Jason.  Luxembourg doesn't have a Navy. 

It's just for their Coast Guard!

;D

Gusington

#3312
August 09, 2022, 07:13:16 PM
Those are some serious mushroom clouds. Ukraine is being so coy in it's responses!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Gusington

#3313
August 09, 2022, 07:16:30 PM
There is some real gold in those twitter comments.

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

JasonPratt

#3314
August 09, 2022, 08:56:13 PM
From (apparently?) a Ukrainian Defense Ministry tweet: "The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine would like to remind everyone that the presence of occupying troops on the territory of Ukrainian Crimea is not compatible with the high tourist season." {shows photo of mushroom cloud rising over beach-party huts}

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1557061408340287490
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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