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Dolan50

Quotelisten you little cum slurping menstrual chunk, don't bring you gerbil fixations here and try to foist them on me.  I already have a Gus! if you want to be a grade A ass clown and show the forum what kind of small minded, limp dick moron you really are go ahead.  the rest of us are having fun laughing at you and the raisin you call a mind.
you could just do us the favor and put a plastic shopping bag over your head and start hyperventilating until you die.  at the very least it will save me 90 seconds at some future date from reading your darwin award article.
Did a drama queen write something?
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:32:39 PM
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Gosh, I don't take compliments very well but those are two of my best qualities.

Do you have qualities? I'm still looking for them!

LB has a stalker

LongBlade

Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:34:56 PM
Quotelisten you little cum slurping menstrual chunk, don't bring you gerbil fixations here and try to foist them on me.  I already have a Gus! if you want to be a grade A ass clown and show the forum what kind of small minded, limp dick moron you really are go ahead.  the rest of us are having fun laughing at you and the raisin you call a mind.
you could just do us the favor and put a plastic shopping bag over your head and start hyperventilating until you die.  at the very least it will save me 90 seconds at some future date from reading your darwin award article.
Did a drama queen write something?

Star is a queen of many things. Drag. Ass. Porn.

But he is no queen of drama.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 08:36:08 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:32:39 PM
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Gosh, I don't take compliments very well but those are two of my best qualities.

Do you have qualities? I'm still looking for them!

LB has a stalker

Puh-lease.

His is the latest of many.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:32:39 PM
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Gosh, I don't take compliments very well but those are two of my best qualities.

Do you have qualities? I'm still looking for them!

LB always gets the azztention while the rest of us spend our evenings unstalked and unloved.  :'(
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

undercovergeek

Quote from: Staggerwing on October 03, 2015, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:32:39 PM
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Gosh, I don't take compliments very well but those are two of my best qualities.

Do you have qualities? I'm still looking for them!

LB always gets the azztention while the rest of us spend our evenings unstalked and unloved.  :'(

You do me

Then I'll do you

LongBlade

Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 08:38:42 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 03, 2015, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:32:39 PM
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Gosh, I don't take compliments very well but those are two of my best qualities.

Do you have qualities? I'm still looking for them!

LB always gets the azztention while the rest of us spend our evenings unstalked and unloved.  :'(

You do me

Then I'll do you

See. Lotsa love here. Dolan brings us together.

He's a lover, not a fighter.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison


mirth

Quote from: Staggerwing on October 03, 2015, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:32:39 PM
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Gosh, I don't take compliments very well but those are two of my best qualities.

Do you have qualities? I'm still looking for them!

LB always gets the azztention while the rest of us spend our evenings unstalked and unloved.  :'(

He called me ASS FUCK and now he's searching for LB's 'qualities'. Goddamned tease  >:(
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

Quote from: mirth on October 03, 2015, 08:40:34 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 03, 2015, 08:37:27 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:32:39 PM
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Gosh, I don't take compliments very well but those are two of my best qualities.

Do you have qualities? I'm still looking for them!

LB always gets the azztention while the rest of us spend our evenings unstalked and unloved.  :'(

He called me ASS FUCK and now he's searching for LB's 'qualities'. Goddamned tease  >:(

Maybe you're the rebound guy?

GDS_Starfury

well, you do need to shave your ass.  the winter fur is beginning to get thick.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

Quote from: LongBlade on October 03, 2015, 08:36:16 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on October 03, 2015, 08:34:56 PM
Quotelisten you little cum slurping menstrual chunk, don't bring you gerbil fixations here and try to foist them on me.  I already have a Gus! if you want to be a grade A ass clown and show the forum what kind of small minded, limp dick moron you really are go ahead.  the rest of us are having fun laughing at you and the raisin you call a mind.
you could just do us the favor and put a plastic shopping bag over your head and start hyperventilating until you die.  at the very least it will save me 90 seconds at some future date from reading your darwin award article.
Did a drama queen write something?

Star is a queen of many things. Drag. Ass. Porn.

But he is no queen of drama.

You forgot Dairy.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 03, 2015, 08:41:56 PM
well, you do need to shave your ass.  the winter fur is beginning to get thick.

Shed.  Poish Fox fags shed.  They don't shave.  It's a well know fact.

mirth

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 03, 2015, 08:41:56 PM
well, you do need to shave your ass.  the winter fur is beginning to get thick.

It gets cold up here in the winter. I need my ass fur.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus