The VelociPastor - A Truly Unique Movie Experience

Started by airboy, March 09, 2020, 11:48:40 AM

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airboy

The wife and I watched The VelociPastor on Amazon Prime last night.  This one hour and ten minute movie was "highly entertaining."

A Pastor sees his parents die in a car explosion and becomes depressed.  He travels to China to gain perspective and reflection and gains a strange artifact from a dying Chinese girl whose last words he does not understand.  He then gains the power to become a Velociraptor - and saves a Prostitute who becomes his friend.  He must struggle with the age old dilemma - is it bad to murder evil people as a dinosaur?  The plot becomes stranger when the Ninjas appear.

The trailer can be found at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nyb0GqAjKM

We enjoyed it as a MST3K experience in batshit crazy, low budget horror comedy.  We found it laugh out loud funny at multiple points.  Don't expect high production values or skimping on fake blood.

Tpek

Thanks for the info, sounds amazing.

Gotta love those so-horrible-they're-good movies.

solops

Cool. This is the type of inventive, deep and introspective film that has been absent since the great films of the 1950s such as "Plan 9 Fom Outer Space" and "Prehistoric Women".
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Tpek

Quote from: solops on March 09, 2020, 06:02:40 PM
Cool. This is the type of inventive, deep and introspective film that has been absent since the great films of the 1950s such as "Plan 9 Fom Outer Space" and "Prehistoric Women".

Yeah, because modern films like Rise of Skywalker are such masterpieces :P

JasonPratt

....so this is Mighty Morphing Pastor Rangers, but with only one Ranger?

White or black Ranger?  >:D
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We need a thread on batshit movies.  My wife and I have seen a lot over the years.

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One word: MITCHELL! If you are a MST3K fan, you know.


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...but why would anyone want to do that with Mitchell?!!?  :hide: :timeout: :wow:
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Quote from: Gusington on March 11, 2020, 01:40:08 PM
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