More Pix For A Laugh

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GDS_Starfury

#3540
December 12, 2013, 11:22:48 AM
puts note in Geeks file:  not an ass man.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#3541
December 12, 2013, 11:38:29 AM
its a close second and theres been one or two in the behind you thread that almost made me change my mind

LongBlade

#3542
December 12, 2013, 11:56:25 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 12, 2013, 11:06:49 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 12, 2013, 10:19:08 AM


couldnt we find a better female body?

Why? She's wearing your shirt. That makes her perfect!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

#3543
December 12, 2013, 11:57:27 AM
pffft, diplomat

LongBlade

#3544
December 12, 2013, 12:00:00 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 12, 2013, 11:57:27 AM
pffft, diplomat

Diplomat?

I'd call it a happy camper.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

#3545
December 12, 2013, 12:03:39 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 12, 2013, 12:00:00 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on December 12, 2013, 11:57:27 AM
pffft, diplomat

Diplomat?

I'd call it a happy camper.

for her to be in my shirt, she stole it

Martok

#3546
December 12, 2013, 01:18:58 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 12, 2013, 10:36:17 AM
Martok screams even when theyre digital.
Only when I don't have my flamethrower. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#3547
December 12, 2013, 03:07:35 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#3548
December 12, 2013, 06:04:29 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on December 12, 2013, 11:08:47 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 12, 2013, 10:00:45 AM
^  Man, I could've gone the rest of my week without seeing that image.  :-\ 

Another gall-derned city slicker who doesn't really want to know where his food comes from.  ;)

+2
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#3549
December 12, 2013, 06:21:27 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3550
December 12, 2013, 06:25:03 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#3551
December 12, 2013, 06:35:34 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Atilla60

#3552
December 12, 2013, 06:45:40 PM
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

bayonetbrant

#3553
December 12, 2013, 07:53:59 PM
this is so full of win I don't know where to start...

Quote from: mirth on December 12, 2013, 06:25:03 PM

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#3554
December 12, 2013, 07:55:50 PM
^makes me wish I had thought of it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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