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mirth

#4455
February 02, 2014, 08:06:41 AM
weekend with the kids. they were up at 6.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Ubercat

#4456
February 02, 2014, 11:31:00 AM
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

Windigo

#4457
February 02, 2014, 01:48:52 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 02, 2014, 08:06:41 AM
weekend with the kids. they were up at 6.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

besilarius

#4458
February 02, 2014, 08:33:58 PM
Love him or hate him.  Give em hell Harry was true to himself.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

#4459
February 03, 2014, 10:50:20 AM
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

#4460
February 03, 2014, 12:24:34 PM




Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#4461
February 03, 2014, 01:00:24 PM
Thats what happens when you believe your own hype...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Marty Ward

#4462
February 03, 2014, 01:09:42 PM
I know a lot of people who can take their meds this way!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

eyebiter

#4463
February 04, 2014, 02:53:42 PM

GDS_Starfury

#4464
February 04, 2014, 05:53:07 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#4465
February 04, 2014, 06:09:50 PM

bayonetbrant

#4466
February 04, 2014, 08:19:30 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#4467
February 04, 2014, 10:15:10 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart

#4468
February 05, 2014, 10:34:34 AM

Barthheart

#4469
February 05, 2014, 10:35:47 AM
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