More Pix For A Laugh

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Dolan50

#4965
March 31, 2014, 11:02:13 AM
Clue:M-16
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Airborne Rifles

#4966
March 31, 2014, 11:17:44 AM
Cleaning that thing is the bane of a soldier's existence.

bayonetbrant

#4967
March 31, 2014, 11:23:58 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#4968
March 31, 2014, 11:32:45 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2014, 11:23:58 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 14, 2013, 10:39:59 AMIf ever there is a Grog gathering

http://grogheads.com/forums/index.php?topic=9156.0

Much as I would like to attend, it's not EVERYone that gets to pick their time off.  My vacation is two weeks before that.  But I will be happy to attend if you can meet two criteria:

1) You explain to my boss why my attendance is mandatory

and

2) You support me and my family when they fire me for not being at work.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#4969
March 31, 2014, 11:41:27 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#4970
March 31, 2014, 11:43:36 AM
yeah, but what are you going to do the other 51 weeks out of the year?!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#4971
March 31, 2014, 11:52:58 AM
Play games? 
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#4972
March 31, 2014, 12:06:49 PM
And drink beer.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#4973
March 31, 2014, 12:32:04 PM
That throne pic is amusing. I was in the big grocery store on Saturday and some family had bought two cases of thoise damn noodles... maybe thats why... they are building thrones
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#4974
March 31, 2014, 12:37:17 PM
there are boxes of them at Origins - they use them for people to make their own foam weapons in the mock combat area.

(see what you're missing MD!)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#4975
March 31, 2014, 12:41:29 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#4976
March 31, 2014, 12:47:00 PM
and with that... dozens of sorority girls went home disappointed
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JasonPratt

#4977
March 31, 2014, 01:05:57 PM
Quote from: Tpek on March 29, 2014, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: Windigo on March 29, 2014, 10:53:13 AM


Wouldn't that be why you married her in the first place? :D

I for one am trying to figure out who Batman is fighting in the sculpture on the table. Someone with heels, but from the profile I'd be surprised if it's Catwoman.

...I feel like if I get this right, I'd be eligible to marry her.  8)
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Dolan50

#4978
March 31, 2014, 01:21:52 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#4979
March 31, 2014, 02:49:26 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".
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