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mirth

#5385
May 12, 2014, 08:38:58 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5386
May 12, 2014, 08:57:22 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#5387
May 12, 2014, 11:26:58 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#5388
May 13, 2014, 12:45:02 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 12, 2014, 11:26:58 PM


You cannot mis-grammar a single word. Speling is a diferent department, please hold.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bayonetbrant

#5389
May 13, 2014, 07:09:38 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#5390
May 13, 2014, 08:47:36 PM

mirth

#5391
May 14, 2014, 08:32:31 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#5392
May 14, 2014, 09:04:39 AM
If he drinks 3 bottles of beer a day he's got bigger problems than not having a Ferrari.
He should get his liver checked.

GDS_Starfury

#5393
May 14, 2014, 09:10:45 AM
from 3 bottles a day?  ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5394
May 14, 2014, 09:30:37 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5395
May 14, 2014, 09:34:39 AM
Meanwhile in Canada...

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#5396
May 14, 2014, 10:50:56 AM
^  Okay, that's gotta be fake!  (Either that, or the gods of Irony and Comedic Timing are laughing their fool heads off...) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

#5397
May 14, 2014, 11:09:39 AM
Quote from: Martok on May 14, 2014, 10:50:56 AM
^  Okay, that's gotta be fake!  (Either that, or the gods of Irony and Comedic Timing are laughing their fool heads off...)

No..... I'm guessing it's fer real.... some mooses just don't learn.... :P

mirth

#5398
May 14, 2014, 12:33:57 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#5399
May 14, 2014, 12:37:43 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on May 14, 2014, 11:09:39 AM
Quote from: Martok on May 14, 2014, 10:50:56 AM
^  Okay, that's gotta be fake!  (Either that, or the gods of Irony and Comedic Timing are laughing their fool heads off...)

No..... I'm guessing it's fer real.... some mooses just don't learn.... :P

Absolutely not fake.... certain locales in Canada are rife with wild four legged steaks
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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