More Pix For A Laugh

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GDS_Starfury

#5640
June 11, 2014, 08:43:08 PM
its also a brilliant item to hide other items in.  who the hells going to want to touch an mans fleshlight?  :-*
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#5641
June 11, 2014, 10:03:36 PM
for JD

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#5643
June 11, 2014, 11:53:38 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#5644
June 12, 2014, 01:14:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 11, 2014, 08:41:14 PM
beats goats.   :2funny:

ah yes... the voice of experience..... :D
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#5645
June 12, 2014, 07:52:47 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

#5646
June 12, 2014, 10:35:18 AM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

#5647
June 12, 2014, 11:50:40 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#5648
June 12, 2014, 02:30:16 PM
Sonofabitch, Star!!!  Why on earth did you have to post that horrible, horrible nipple-piercing photo??  AIEEEEE!!!!!!  :buck2: 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#5649
June 12, 2014, 02:33:02 PM
He's been dying to post a selfie.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#5650
June 12, 2014, 02:40:33 PM
...


Okay, that was good; I got nothin'.  :2funny: 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#5651
June 12, 2014, 02:58:08 PM
It was all fun and games until he chipped a tooth on the prince albert.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#5652
June 12, 2014, 03:05:09 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 12, 2014, 02:58:08 PM
It was all fun and games until he chipped a tooth on the prince albert.

No word of a lie, a local radio station had a dare contest, and one of the challenges was to get a Prince Albert.  A dude did it, on air.
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#5653
June 12, 2014, 03:19:55 PM
I am a richer person for knowing what a Prince Albert is now. Thanks guys.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#5654
June 12, 2014, 03:28:24 PM
The fact that I knew what one was because one of my now ex g/fs told me.... means I am not that far above Mirth and Star fact is I  can still hear their voices calling out and telling me that 'the next bitch is mine'.... and the the occassional "you're the bitch next time"
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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