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GDS_Starfury

#7245
December 13, 2014, 09:22:55 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#7246
December 13, 2014, 09:26:27 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#7247
December 13, 2014, 09:36:30 PM
The guiding principle of my life

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#7248
December 13, 2014, 09:51:09 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#7249
December 13, 2014, 09:53:27 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 13, 2014, 09:36:30 PM
The guiding principle of my life



'The Futre'- is that someplace on the outskirts of Sao Paulo?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#7250
December 13, 2014, 09:55:00 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#7251
December 13, 2014, 09:56:47 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#7252
December 13, 2014, 09:59:22 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 13, 2014, 09:55:00 PM


Spiderman and the Lone Ranger, that I can see...

But badgers? Josephus never ever mentions badgers in any of his histories- not once!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#7253
December 13, 2014, 10:06:19 PM
^ Badgers are clearly explained in The New Old Ancient Beginners' Age Testament. Book 10, Chapter 21, more commonly known as The Book of Ted:

QuoteYea, verily, tho' dost the short brown hairy beast twine with legs twixt and tween tight temptations,
Lo, yes, and nay, should the furry beasts with two backs firmly supplicate until morn.

I mean, it can't get clearer than that, dude.

bayonetbrant

#7254
December 13, 2014, 10:41:21 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#7255
December 13, 2014, 10:47:32 PM Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 10:49:24 PM by Staggerwing
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 13, 2014, 10:06:19 PM
^ Badgers are clearly explained in The New Old Ancient Beginners' Age Testament. Book 10, Chapter 21, more commonly known as The Book of Ted:

QuoteYea, verily, tho' dost the short brown hairy beast twine with legs twixt and tween tight temptations,
Lo, yes, and nay, should the furry beasts with two backs firmly supplicate until morn.

I mean, it can't get clearer than that, dude.

Following the Council of Nicea, the Book of Ted became apocryphal. Elaine Pagels says so in her new book "Thunder, Breaking Wind- the Apocrypha of Bob, Ted, Carol, and Alice decoded".
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#7256
December 13, 2014, 11:18:48 PM
I can't wait for JP to come in here and try to set us straight.  :2funny:

GDS_Starfury

#7257
December 13, 2014, 11:40:24 PM
pffft

we're about as bent as you get and still be legal..
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#7258
December 14, 2014, 07:28:04 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#7259
December 14, 2014, 07:31:50 AM
Quote from: Bison on December 11, 2014, 08:47:54 PM


except the second guy would have gone to the far end
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