More Pix For A Laugh

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Barthheart

#7530
January 16, 2015, 02:35:15 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 16, 2015, 02:20:40 PM

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I've had this beer... lots of it... it's quite good.  O0

GDS_Starfury

#7531
January 16, 2015, 03:19:28 PM
I concur.  We should collaborate on an in depth research paper!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#7532
January 16, 2015, 03:24:18 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 16, 2015, 03:19:28 PM
I concur.  We should collaborate on an in depth research paper!

you've already got a writing assignment that's going on 14 months late as it is...  ::)


O0
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#7533
January 16, 2015, 03:27:51 PM
But this is a project that would really quench my thirst for research.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Marty Ward

#7534
January 16, 2015, 03:46:16 PM
Don't get a big head about it though.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

GDS_Starfury

#7535
January 16, 2015, 03:48:49 PM
As long as Bart knows I'm on tap for it.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#7536
January 16, 2015, 04:01:15 PM
Well then hop to it
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Marty Ward

#7537
January 16, 2015, 04:16:57 PM
Quick draft a resolution!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

BanzaiCat

#7538
January 16, 2015, 05:07:38 PM
You think you mugs could pull it off?

bayonetbrant

#7539
January 16, 2015, 05:33:53 PM
at some point these jokes are going to fall flat
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#7540
January 16, 2015, 06:16:43 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 16, 2015, 04:16:57 PM
Quick draft a resolution!

An idea is bound to bubble up.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#7541
January 16, 2015, 06:38:05 PM
I can't stein these stupid puns anymore.

Staggerwing

#7542
January 16, 2015, 06:45:54 PM
What ales you?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#7543
January 16, 2015, 06:53:55 PM
there's no pint arguing with him, he's just bitter
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#7544
January 16, 2015, 07:05:43 PM
Port him off to bed then.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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