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bayonetbrant

#7740
February 16, 2015, 06:28:55 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#7741
February 16, 2015, 09:18:04 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#7742
February 16, 2015, 01:18:34 PM

endfire79

#7743
February 16, 2015, 03:28:58 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 16, 2015, 06:26:28 AM


The joke on twitter was that Kanye was telling Beck (who is multi-talented artist that can play 14 instruments and write his own music) that he needs to give credit to Beyonce, who needs 4 writers for one of her songs.   ;)

Then again, Beck's album sails soared after these comments.  They're both rolling in dough.  I had no idea was a Scientologist though, so both have their loopy ideas.   ::)
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Staggerwing

#7744
February 16, 2015, 07:34:57 PM
I read an interview in which Beck mentions that his parents were active scientologists. It seemed like, for him, scientology was just a background theme to growing up much like any religion would be to any child whose parents were practitioners of said religion. I got the impression Beck was not especially 'devout' as it were.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#7745
February 16, 2015, 07:37:11 PM
Irony
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

#7746
February 16, 2015, 09:50:17 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Steelgrave

#7747
February 17, 2015, 07:13:42 AM
^BWHAHAHAHA!!!!   ;D

besilarius

#7748
February 17, 2015, 07:54:16 AM
Groghead wisdom, Grasshopper.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

#7749
February 17, 2015, 08:35:38 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#7750
February 17, 2015, 02:50:08 PM


Our laid-back moggie, Jago, after being discharged by the vet having suffered a scratch to her eye, most likely from another cat.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#7751
February 17, 2015, 02:53:36 PM
thats a classy, sophisticated sitting position

bob48

#7752
February 17, 2015, 02:57:56 PM
Draped, I think is the best description.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Steelgrave

#7753
February 17, 2015, 03:31:26 PM
She looks ready to seize your foot and have her way with it.

Ubercat

#7754
February 17, 2015, 03:37:50 PM
My wife and I call that monorail.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell
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