More Pix For A Laugh

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bayonetbrant

#7830
March 05, 2015, 01:55:55 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#7831
March 06, 2015, 05:54:17 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on March 05, 2015, 12:08:38 PM
^ Speaking of, the cartoon bear commercials pimping toilet paper are f&cking creepy as hell.
Agreed.  I remember that it made someone's list (Cracked, maybe?) of Top Ten most disturbing commercials. 




Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 05, 2015, 01:55:55 PM

LOL.  The Air Force and Marines are especially funny. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Tpek

#7832
March 06, 2015, 06:35:50 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 05, 2015, 01:55:55 PM


So...
Army kids are Gus
Navy kids get high from water (it looks too crystal clear to be beer)
Airforce are Bollywood actors
And Marines are either chicks or sexual harassers?

::)

W8taminute

#7833
March 06, 2015, 07:02:26 AM
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

BanzaiCat

#7834
March 06, 2015, 12:41:01 PM

bayonetbrant

#7835
March 06, 2015, 03:06:52 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#7836
March 06, 2015, 07:32:43 PM
Hmmmm.... Why is there a slice of pie on the stool.... And an eye ball in the guy's martini...?

Staggerwing

#7837
March 06, 2015, 07:52:53 PM
And what about the picture on the wall... bald beaver portrait?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#7838
March 06, 2015, 08:24:50 PM
Bizarro is just weird like that

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#7839
March 07, 2015, 02:36:20 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#7840
March 07, 2015, 08:41:28 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#7841
March 07, 2015, 05:34:31 PM
Suspicions confirmed.
Han solo gets overconfident.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#7842
March 07, 2015, 06:43:40 PM
Quote from: besilarius on March 07, 2015, 05:34:31 PM
Suspicions confirmed.
Han solo gets overconfident.

My daughter sent me this yesterday:

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bayonetbrant

#7843
March 07, 2015, 07:01:40 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 07, 2015, 06:43:40 PM
My daughter sent me this yesterday:



that's funny...  totally LOLing here
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#7844
March 08, 2015, 08:23:09 AM
Seems to fit the members here.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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