More Pix For A Laugh

Started by bayonetbrant, January 16, 2013, 05:16:22 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 10 Guests are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 523 524 525 526 527 ... 1056
User actions

GDS_Starfury

#7860
March 09, 2015, 08:43:26 PM
doesn't quite work as well on a tank.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#7861
March 09, 2015, 08:46:30 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 09, 2015, 08:43:26 PM
doesn't quite work as well on a tank.



What tank?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#7862
March 09, 2015, 08:53:47 PM
True. That vehicle has turret-less syndrome.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#7863
March 10, 2015, 06:27:24 AM
George RR Martin's Star Trek

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#7864
March 10, 2015, 08:01:28 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#7865
March 10, 2015, 08:26:33 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#7866
March 10, 2015, 10:57:30 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 10, 2015, 06:27:24 AM
George RR Martin's Star Trek



Wow. Kirk in a red tunic is epic.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

DoctorQuest

#7867
March 10, 2015, 12:40:00 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 10, 2015, 08:26:33 AM


Um. Sure. That will happen EXACTLY once.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Martok

#7868
March 10, 2015, 02:28:30 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 09, 2015, 08:32:31 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 09, 2015, 08:10:42 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 09, 2015, 10:31:28 AM
camouflage



Ninja Giraffe...

Yeah, took me a minute, too.
Myself as well.  I was actually about to give in and ask what it was I was supposed to be seeing when I finally spotted it.  ::) 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 10, 2015, 08:01:28 AM

Heh.  This is so me! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

besilarius

#7869
March 11, 2015, 06:10:29 PM
Very direct
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#7870
March 11, 2015, 06:52:46 PM


I hadn't heard all of these.  Most of them are pretty good.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#7871
March 11, 2015, 07:03:44 PM
Awesome. Happy B-day Chuck!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#7872
March 11, 2015, 07:29:47 PM
Mark Twain said something like this.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#7873
March 11, 2015, 08:03:20 PM
Quote from: besilarius on March 11, 2015, 07:29:47 PM
Mark Twain said something like this.

I think Windy's been close a couple of times.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#7874
March 12, 2015, 05:42:04 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 11, 2015, 06:52:46 PM


I hadn't heard all of these.  Most of them are pretty good.
Ha, most of those were new to me.  Love 'em! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 523 524 525 526 527 ... 1056
User actions