More Pix For A Laugh

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Mr. Bigglesworth

#7995
April 03, 2015, 11:40:35 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

#7996
April 03, 2015, 11:56:51 PM
don't judge.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#7997
April 04, 2015, 09:22:21 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#7998
April 05, 2015, 07:25:43 AM
Happy Easter  ::)

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#7999
April 05, 2015, 09:05:01 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#8000
April 05, 2015, 09:18:50 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#8001
April 05, 2015, 09:19:12 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Freyland

#8002
April 05, 2015, 07:35:58 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 05, 2015, 07:25:43 AM
Happy Easter  ::)



I hope someone else gets the yolk.

MetalDog

#8003
April 05, 2015, 11:07:22 PM
So now you guys are getting other people in this pun stuff.  You are terrible, terrible human beings.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

undercovergeek

#8004
April 06, 2015, 01:26:35 AM Last Edit: April 06, 2015, 01:30:40 AM by undercovergeek
It was the same with national socialism - one day an Austrian painter and his mates are sat in the pub making shitty puns, the next...... They're invading Europe - it needs stopping now - we need to go back in time and stop the guiltys mothers from ever conceiving - we'll raise an army of time travelling cock blocking pun puritans and kill it before it gets out of hand

mirth

#8005
April 06, 2015, 01:55:10 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on April 06, 2015, 01:26:35 AM
we'll raise an army of time travelling cock blocking pun puritans

Time Pundits. Great movie.




"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#8006
April 06, 2015, 04:35:59 AM
although i suspect thats a minature MD on the right - thats not the look i was thinking

MetalDog

#8007
April 06, 2015, 05:50:55 AM
You are correct, sir!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#8008
April 06, 2015, 06:38:07 AM
UCG and MD, you guys crack me up. Not to laugh at this one means you're hard boiled. I can't afford to shell out the "bad" puns all the time, so just keep your sunny side up, 'cause I'm fried...no wonder there aren't more chicks in these forums.

bob48

#8009
April 06, 2015, 06:39:37 AM
Some cracking puns there, B_C  O0
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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