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BanzaiCat

#8595
July 13, 2015, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 12, 2015, 07:54:19 PM


Okay, I'll admit, I don't get this. I know who the guy is and the mass suicides at Jonestown, but I ain't getting this. I'm afraid to ask but I don't like missing out on a pun.

LongBlade

#8596
July 13, 2015, 01:33:06 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on July 13, 2015, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 12, 2015, 07:54:19 PM


Okay, I'll admit, I don't get this. I know who the guy is and the mass suicides at Jonestown, but I ain't getting this. I'm afraid to ask but I don't like missing out on a pun.

They killed themselves by drinking koolaide.

Punchline? Get it? The line to stand in to get the punch (you drink?).

Awww...forget it.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#8597
July 13, 2015, 01:34:19 PM
Oh Jesus Jumped-up Christ. That's bloody awful. I forgot about that one bit of the methodology.

Bloody awful but BRILLIANT.  >:D

Barthheart

#8598
July 13, 2015, 01:44:04 PM

bayonetbrant

#8599
July 13, 2015, 04:43:24 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#8600
July 13, 2015, 08:41:28 PM
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Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

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Staggerwing

#8601
July 13, 2015, 08:52:30 PM
If that's not a bit of on-air prankserism by the production crew I may actually cry...
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bayonetbrant

#8602
July 13, 2015, 10:11:14 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#8603
July 13, 2015, 10:11:37 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#8604
July 14, 2015, 06:34:20 AM
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BanzaiCat

#8605
July 14, 2015, 06:52:52 AM
Nope, that "Airwrecka" crap is for real.

This guy is funny, and he talks a bit about that as well as some other "ratchet" names, LOL.

JasonPratt

#8606
July 14, 2015, 08:34:51 AM Last Edit: July 14, 2015, 08:36:22 AM by JasonPratt
I live two hours away from Memphis. That's a real name.  :crazy2:

Y'all are just prejudiced against ebonics. Anfernee Hardaway is a great basketball player, who cares if his name makes me laugh and pity him and whichever of his parents named him or possibly the nurse who tried to write down what the parent said?

Incidentally, I can usually cipher out what's meant by sounding it out, but Tywaniquekya I have no idea. I'd have to hear her say it I guess?


Also, is "ebonics" still a thing per se? It was a big deal in Memphis schools about ten years ago...
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BanzaiCat

#8607
July 14, 2015, 08:38:33 AM
My wife is an assistant principal at a pre-K public school. There is a child there named "Infant."

INFANT.

Because the parents were too lazy to even give the poor child any name, even a 'ghetto'-sounding one, LOL.

bayonetbrant

#8608
July 14, 2015, 09:49:25 AM
never seen anything that topped "Le–a"

yes, it's pronounced "Ledasha"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#8609
July 14, 2015, 09:55:18 AM
How about "Abcde"? Yes, that's a thing. https://youtu.be/1fopvzf77b8

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