More Pix For A Laugh

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Barthheart

#8940
September 04, 2015, 07:33:10 AM

Centurion40

#8941
September 04, 2015, 08:17:58 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#8942
September 04, 2015, 08:25:50 AM
that sure as hell beats the hippy dippy bullshit at whole foods!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#8943
September 04, 2015, 08:34:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 04, 2015, 08:25:50 AM
that sure as hell beats the hippy dippy bullshit at whole foods!



LongBlade

#8944
September 04, 2015, 09:30:28 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 04, 2015, 08:34:31 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 04, 2015, 08:25:50 AM
that sure as hell beats the hippy dippy bullshit at whole foods!





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Stupid hippies - you're doing it wrong.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#8945
September 04, 2015, 09:46:18 AM
I actually tried a coconut water once.

Once.

Marty Ward

#8946
September 04, 2015, 10:18:24 AM
I drank coconut milk from a the coconut once. 2 days later, after I finally got off the can, I tried to cut down the tree! :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

DoctorQuest

#8947
September 04, 2015, 10:38:46 AM
Quote from: Marty Ward on September 04, 2015, 10:18:24 AM
I drank coconut milk from a the coconut once. 2 days later, after I finally got off the can, I tried to cut down the tree! :)

The Earth Mother prefers you with clean plumbing.
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GDS_Starfury

#8948
September 04, 2015, 10:50:38 AM
theres clean plumbing and then theres removing deposits from the candy you ate when you were 4....
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#8949
September 04, 2015, 12:31:47 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 04, 2015, 10:50:38 AM
theres clean plumbing and then theres removing deposits from the candy you ate when you were 4....

If you've still got candy deposits from age four you need to see a doctor.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Marty Ward

#8950
September 04, 2015, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 04, 2015, 12:31:47 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 04, 2015, 10:50:38 AM
theres clean plumbing and then theres removing deposits from the candy you ate when you were 4....

If you've still got candy deposits from age four you need to see a doctor.

How many centuries do maraschino cherries stay in you gut? :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Barthheart

#8951
September 04, 2015, 05:10:04 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on September 04, 2015, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 04, 2015, 12:31:47 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 04, 2015, 10:50:38 AM
theres clean plumbing and then theres removing deposits from the candy you ate when you were 4....

If you've still got candy deposits from age four you need to see a doctor.

How many centuries do maraschino cherries stay in you gut? :)

At least 4.... according to my last colonoscopy.... :P

bbmike

#8952
September 04, 2015, 05:14:57 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on September 04, 2015, 09:46:18 AM
I actually tried a coconut water once.

Once.

Coconut water actually works pretty good for hangover dehydration. It works best when combined with a Big Mac!
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BanzaiCat

#8953
September 04, 2015, 09:01:05 PM
Forget that noise. That shit was nasty.

Staggerwing

#8954
September 04, 2015, 09:05:36 PM
It can't be any worse than the soybean soda that this Cambodian guy I once worked with drank.  :buck2:
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