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DoctorQuest

#9090
September 23, 2015, 01:13:42 PM
^Sacrilege. Turn in your mib action figures.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

LongBlade

#9091
September 23, 2015, 02:11:50 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

#9092
September 23, 2015, 05:36:09 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on September 23, 2015, 02:11:50 PM


LMAO!!! What we have here is a failure to communicate............

Mr. Bigglesworth

#9093
September 23, 2015, 09:56:48 PM
I had a good laugh at that one.

Nobody was hurt in the making of this MEME.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Barthheart

#9094
September 24, 2015, 09:56:23 AM

bayonetbrant

#9095
September 24, 2015, 07:38:30 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#9096
September 24, 2015, 07:38:42 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#9097
September 25, 2015, 08:15:32 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#9098
September 25, 2015, 09:20:13 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 25, 2015, 08:15:32 AM


Nice find, Star. I just bought this for my car.  >:D

panzerde

#9099
September 25, 2015, 10:18:58 AM
Ordered to go on my car right above where I already have this http://store.cthulhulives.org/products/cthulhu-fish

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

bayonetbrant

#9100
September 25, 2015, 10:25:11 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#9101
September 25, 2015, 10:26:20 AM
this is on my wife's car

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#9102
September 25, 2015, 11:43:32 AM

Staggerwing

#9103
September 25, 2015, 07:00:54 PM
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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LongBlade

#9104
September 26, 2015, 09:10:53 AM
Ha!

Funny you mention Star Trek, Stagger.

Recently my wife bought me a Star Trek shirt:



I told her that people would think I'm gay if I wear it. She was like, "No way! That's your imagination."

Well, so I wear it. And from time to time, and hey, maybe it's my imagination, but I seem to get conspiratorial nods and smiles from guys who, well, might or might not be gay.

Not that I mind. It's nothing like the unwanted attention I get from Mirth or Star.

And it is soft and comfy. And Star Trek.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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