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mirth

#9165
October 04, 2015, 07:50:51 AM
Good for a retro chuckle.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#9166
October 04, 2015, 11:07:54 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Nefaro

#9167
October 04, 2015, 10:48:50 PM

besilarius

#9168
October 05, 2015, 06:54:42 AM
The Truth is out there!
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Tpek

#9169
October 05, 2015, 07:16:35 AM
^But what if she already bit him?
Or maybe he is the one who sired her...

Barthheart

#9170
October 05, 2015, 07:30:24 AM

JasonPratt

#9171
October 05, 2015, 08:47:49 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 04, 2015, 10:48:50 PM


Don't we have a Florida thread now for things like this?  O0
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Centurion40

#9172
October 05, 2015, 12:36:36 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 05, 2015, 08:47:49 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 04, 2015, 10:48:50 PM


Don't we have a Florida thread now for things like this?  O0

Could be Bama, Texass, or Weezyanna.  Even Mehicko, or Belize or some weird place like that.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#9173
October 05, 2015, 05:14:03 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 05, 2015, 07:30:24 AM


That's a crappy chart. Where's the box for Panthers in the Fog?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#9174
October 05, 2015, 05:17:32 PM
thats the blank box. 
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

besilarius

#9175
October 06, 2015, 05:14:35 PM
They didn't call Robert Guiscard, the Weasel, for nothing.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Nefaro

#9176
October 06, 2015, 06:12:56 PM
LOL!

That reminds me of the recent Bastard Executioner episode where the Baroness goes to visit the Norman King, "I don't like the French, either!".   ;D

bayonetbrant

#9177
October 06, 2015, 07:58:33 PM






The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#9178
October 07, 2015, 05:32:20 AM






The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#9179
October 07, 2015, 07:05:31 AM
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