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besilarius

#9480
November 15, 2015, 07:30:25 AM
Sounds like business is booming.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

W8taminute

#9481
November 15, 2015, 01:04:20 PM
^That's funny!   O0
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

bayonetbrant

#9482
November 16, 2015, 10:12:47 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#9483
November 17, 2015, 08:48:59 AM
Not a pic, but a story of one man's motorcycle ride.  I was helpless with gasping-for-air, tears-in-my-eyes laughter: 

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-motorcycle-ride-ever-this-is-hilarious#page-3


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Freyland

#9484
November 17, 2015, 11:58:30 AM
Quote from: Martok on November 17, 2015, 08:48:59 AM
Not a pic, but a story of one man's motorcycle ride.  I was helpless with gasping-for-air, tears-in-my-eyes laughter: 

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-motorcycle-ride-ever-this-is-hilarious#page-3

Hmm... my entry stops as he runs over a squirrel.  Either they are holding out on me, or I need to stop taking your recommendations about what is funny in this thread.

Martok

#9485
November 17, 2015, 01:39:43 PM
Quote from: Freyland on November 17, 2015, 11:58:30 AM
Quote from: Martok on November 17, 2015, 08:48:59 AM
Not a pic, but a story of one man's motorcycle ride.  I was helpless with gasping-for-air, tears-in-my-eyes laughter: 

http://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-motorcycle-ride-ever-this-is-hilarious#page-3

Hmm... my entry stops as he runs over a squirrel.  Either they are holding out on me, or I need to stop taking your recommendations about what is funny in this thread.
I had the same issue at first.  Turned out the problem was Firefox's No-script add-on, and that I just had to allow that website (at least temporarily). 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

besilarius

#9486
November 18, 2015, 07:37:27 AM
Don't think of Hades as being warm or cuddly.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#9487
November 19, 2015, 08:38:54 AM

JasonPratt

#9488
November 19, 2015, 06:17:28 PM


I plan to show solidarity for Russia this coming week by helping them stem the onslaught of Nazis in a WW2 game!

(...as Stalin. ... ....... uh. I don't have to account for their actual political actions to show solidarity for Russia, right?)
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

panzerde

#9489
November 19, 2015, 06:53:48 PM
I think as long as you drink chilled vodka while playing you're good.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Barthheart

#9490
November 20, 2015, 08:14:04 AM

bayonetbrant

#9492
November 20, 2015, 03:41:23 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#9493
November 20, 2015, 10:49:12 PM
The expression.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#9494
November 21, 2015, 02:17:28 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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