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Barthheart

#9780
January 26, 2016, 08:31:45 AM

bbmike

#9781
January 26, 2016, 08:47:18 AM
^I've been eating couch mix for the past three days.  ;D
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besilarius

#9782
January 26, 2016, 07:02:07 PM
Don't you just hate it when this happens?

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/tugboatcr4
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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Con

#9783
January 26, 2016, 11:50:30 PM
Quote from: besilarius on January 26, 2016, 07:02:07 PM
Don't you just hate it when this happens?

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/tugboatcr4
Reminds me of the farside cartoon

bayonetbrant

#9784
January 27, 2016, 11:33:47 AM
ignore the obvious spelling mistake.  This is still clever

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Marty Ward

#9785
January 27, 2016, 11:46:07 AM
She does have a point.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

mirth

#9786
January 27, 2016, 11:48:02 AM
Betty White is awesome.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#9787
January 27, 2016, 04:35:25 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on January 27, 2016, 11:46:07 AM
She does have a point.
LOL, that's great!  O0  :2funny: 

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bayonetbrant

#9788
January 28, 2016, 12:39:00 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

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#9789
January 28, 2016, 07:27:35 PM
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bayonetbrant

#9790
January 29, 2016, 06:33:54 AM
Dad totally scores points with his daughter's lunch bags

http://imgur.com/a/OIcxG
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#9791
January 29, 2016, 07:23:30 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 29, 2016, 06:33:54 AM
Dad totally scores points with his daughter's lunch bags

http://imgur.com/a/OIcxG

Pretty cool. I have a friend on Facebook that draws some amazing illustrations on her daughter's brown paper lunch bag.

Nefaro

#9792
January 29, 2016, 09:42:25 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 29, 2016, 06:33:54 AM
Dad totally scores points with his daughter's lunch bags

http://imgur.com/a/OIcxG


LOL


mirth

#9793
January 29, 2016, 09:45:12 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#9794
January 29, 2016, 02:48:56 PM
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