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MetalDog

#10455
May 18, 2016, 09:58:15 PM
So now you're Stephen Wright? -smh-
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#10456
May 19, 2016, 06:18:26 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 18, 2016, 09:58:15 PM
So now you're Stephen Wright? -smh-

Only if the water in that picture is "Instant Water." I'd want to know what had to be added to it to make it water.

bayonetbrant

#10457
May 19, 2016, 06:40:27 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 18, 2016, 09:58:15 PM
So now you're Stephen Wright? -smh-

no, I'm my usually stealing-funny-shit-from-Facebook self
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#10458
May 19, 2016, 06:41:55 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 18, 2016, 09:58:15 PM
So now you're Stephen Wright? -smh-






"What'choo talking aboot, Willis?"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#10459
May 19, 2016, 06:45:33 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#10460
May 19, 2016, 07:01:42 AM
lol
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#10461
May 19, 2016, 08:56:34 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#10463
May 19, 2016, 11:34:56 AM
You're reading Doctrine Man again, huh?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Airborne Rifles

#10464
May 19, 2016, 01:03:32 PM
Just trying to stay out of the bottom right box, one way or another...

panzerde

#10465
May 19, 2016, 01:23:26 PM
You guys laugh. I actually use this to explain performance isdues to my employees. I specifically look to hire smart and lazy.

It is very important to understand that dumb and stupid is actually better to have around than dumb and energetic. I just fired one of those.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

MetalDog

#10466
May 19, 2016, 08:38:29 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 19, 2016, 06:18:26 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 18, 2016, 09:58:15 PM
So now you're Stephen Wright? -smh-

Only if the water in that picture is "Instant Water." I'd want to know what had to be added to it to make it water.


Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 19, 2016, 06:40:27 AM
no, I'm my usually stealing-funny-shit-from-Facebook self


I don't like Wright's comedy.  The meme reminded me of a bit he did about driving on parkways and parking in driveways.  And something about sticking his key in the door to his apartment and the building starting up. 
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#10467
May 19, 2016, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 19, 2016, 08:38:29 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on May 19, 2016, 06:18:26 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on May 18, 2016, 09:58:15 PM
So now you're Stephen Wright? -smh-

Only if the water in that picture is "Instant Water." I'd want to know what had to be added to it to make it water.


Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 19, 2016, 06:40:27 AM
no, I'm my usually stealing-funny-shit-from-Facebook self


I don't like Wright's comedy.  The meme reminded me of a bit he did about driving on parkways and parking in driveways.  And something about sticking his key in the door to his apartment and the building starting up.

When Wright's house started up he took it for a ride. He got pulled over and the cop asked Wright where he lived, Wright said "Uhh.. right here."
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#10468
May 20, 2016, 07:05:22 AM
Wasn't that Four Factor thing in Field Marshal Montgomery's autobiography?
Think he borrowed it from the germans.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#10469
May 20, 2016, 07:27:17 AM
Quote from: besilarius on May 20, 2016, 07:05:22 AM
Wasn't that Four Factor thing in Field Marshal Montgomery's autobiography?
Think he borrowed it from the germans.

it was a German general's theory originally
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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