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Staggerwing

#10980
September 16, 2016, 06:39:46 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 16, 2016, 06:15:54 AM
Is that how we're sending Toonces off?

No, we'll need a giant surfboard and lots of tinder. Who's the best shot with a flaming arrow?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

undercovergeek

#10981
September 16, 2016, 07:01:12 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 16, 2016, 06:39:46 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on September 16, 2016, 06:15:54 AM
Is that how we're sending Toonces off?

No, we'll need a giant surfboard and lots of tinder. Who's the best shot with a flaming arrow?

Is that wise with his scotch soaked body?

Here lies Toonces, and over there, and there, there's a bit here

bayonetbrant

#10982
September 19, 2016, 10:13:08 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#10983
September 19, 2016, 11:35:06 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10984
September 19, 2016, 11:39:34 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#10985
September 19, 2016, 11:43:19 AM
HAH!!!!!!!
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

OJsDad

#10986
September 19, 2016, 12:09:52 PM
That's hilarious Mirth!
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Windigo

#10987
September 19, 2016, 03:47:27 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on September 19, 2016, 12:09:52 PM
That's hilarious Mirth!

I know right?!

They'll throw red paint all over a little old lady's fur coat, but this....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#10988
September 19, 2016, 03:54:16 PM
It made me chuckle. I am vegetarian, but even I find the PETA crowd tough to take.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#10989
September 19, 2016, 05:33:18 PM
Sounds about right.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#10990
September 19, 2016, 06:19:52 PM

Labbug

#10991
September 19, 2016, 07:54:09 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 19, 2016, 03:54:16 PM
It made me chuckle. I am vegetarian, but even I find the PETA crowd tough to take.


PETA?  People for the Eating of Tasty Animals?

Nefaro

#10992
September 19, 2016, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 19, 2016, 11:39:34 AM



Why is Putin in the rear center of that biker pic?

Is he part of a Russkie Biker Gang too?!  He's got more Tiger Blood than Charlie Sheen.

Staggerwing

#10993
September 19, 2016, 08:38:28 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on September 19, 2016, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 19, 2016, 11:39:34 AM



Why is Putin in the rear center of that biker pic?

Is he part of a Russkie Biker Gang too?!  He's got more Tiger Blood than Charlie Sheen.

Those guys are a Russian biker 'club' called the Night Wolves. They are indeed very chummy with Vlad. Quite a colorful bunch:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Wolves

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bbmike

#10994
September 20, 2016, 05:12:50 AM
^Yes, I believe he's even promised to give them Montana after the war.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak
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