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mirth

#11115
October 09, 2016, 08:51:24 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#11116
October 09, 2016, 09:58:08 AM
^
If they force us to watch another Wolvie-movie, they should at least add Deadpool as a major character to it.
Nothing as fun as a Wolvie/DP hangout.

besilarius

#11117
October 09, 2016, 10:37:14 AM
I think we should make Bizaro the official Grognard illustrator.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

besilarius

#11118
October 10, 2016, 06:48:53 AM
Aunt Carol has a real attitude, like any other cougar.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#11119
October 10, 2016, 09:26:27 AM
And she looks....hungry!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Nefaro

#11120
October 10, 2016, 08:07:19 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 10, 2016, 09:26:27 AM
And she looks....hungry!


Cougars are always hungry.  ;)

Tpek

#11121
October 11, 2016, 05:12:33 AM
Quote from: Nefaro on October 10, 2016, 08:07:19 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 10, 2016, 09:26:27 AM
And she looks....hungry!


Cougars are always hungry.  ;)

Talking from experience?  ;)

Airborne Rifles

#11122
October 11, 2016, 06:59:49 AM
A little post-Columbus Day humor:

Barthheart

#11123
October 11, 2016, 07:35:21 AM

bayonetbrant

#11124
October 11, 2016, 07:58:31 AM
oy vey - wife likes gin & tonics, I prefer cider.  I guess we're both fooked.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#11125
October 11, 2016, 09:21:09 AM
Whiskey with a beer chaser--- STAY OFF MY LAWN!!!!  >:(
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#11126
October 11, 2016, 12:04:05 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#11127
October 11, 2016, 12:12:53 PM
English Teacher Joke.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

DoctorQuest

#11128
October 11, 2016, 12:15:30 PM
Since when do English teachers use Structured Query Language?
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

bayonetbrant

#11129
October 11, 2016, 02:06:54 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 11, 2016, 12:12:53 PM
English Teacher Joke.

Code monkey joke
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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