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Bison

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November 17, 2016, 10:45:05 AM

Barthheart

#11371
November 17, 2016, 01:09:23 PM

Martok

#11372
November 17, 2016, 02:00:46 PM
Oh, man.  Her orgasm face had me laughing for two minutes straight!  :DD 
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Sir Slash

#11373
November 17, 2016, 02:07:46 PM
Doesn't take her glasses off for sex? What does she need to look at?  ^-^
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#11374
November 18, 2016, 07:49:54 AM
Dorothy Parker, a great wit with great timing.
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bayonetbrant

#11375
November 18, 2016, 11:07:18 AM
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bbmike

#11376
November 18, 2016, 01:08:37 PM
^  :2funny:
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Barthheart

#11377
November 18, 2016, 01:26:01 PM
 :DD

bayonetbrant

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November 18, 2016, 10:37:26 PM
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BanzaiCat

#11379
November 19, 2016, 08:00:35 AM
^ I think you just gave mirth a 'brilliant' idea...  ???

Sir Slash

#11380
November 19, 2016, 10:12:05 AM
Worked a couple of times for me. What could go wrong?  :-"
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#11381
November 19, 2016, 02:54:13 PM




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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

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November 19, 2016, 03:30:40 PM
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mirth

#11383
November 19, 2016, 03:32:04 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 19, 2016, 02:54:13 PM


I can verify the accuracy of that photo.
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bayonetbrant

#11384
November 19, 2016, 03:58:16 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 19, 2016, 03:30:40 PM


OK, I LOL'ed way more than I should've
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